Eliott Simpson

📣 DQ RETURNS ON 8 OCTOBER! MARK YOUR CALENDARS 🗓️

The Diversity Quota will be presenting another fabulous evening of stand-up comedy to celebrate @uofglasgow.bsky.social's Welcome Week 2025 on Wed, 8 October!

More details and performers to be revealed soon...
Watch this space 👀

#glasgow #comedy

Only 3 days to go until our next show 🎃

Our 3rd act is Ooky boogy spooky gooby 'Ferris has bad hair' 👻

Catch him at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 20 Sep, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇

Tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social
@whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

📣 Join us for spooky drag, comedy & medical mayhem on Sat 20 September, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 💉

Starring Phil O'Shea, Alan Sunter, Ferris & Nick Romancer🦇

TICKETS🔗
www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social
@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
@whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

Eliott Simpson wins UK Pun Off joke competition - British Comedy Guide Eliott Simpson's joke about podiatry has triumphed in the one-liner competition which took place as part of the UK Pun Off's Edinburgh Fringe run.

UK Pun Off Joke of the Fringe? Won it mate 🥇

And I’m not even doing a show this year, I’m just that good! But seriously thanks so much to the judges, I’m reet chuffed!

www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/fyi/8...

Sunil Mashari

Eliott Simpson

Alex Leam

What's in the Box?

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Sunday 10th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street:

SUNIL MASHARI
ELIOTT SIMPSON (@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social)
ALEX LEAM (@alexleam.bsky.social)

Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

Shaimaa’s PhD will be funded by @sgsah.bsky.social (supervised by @hannahkateboast.bsky.social Will Tattersdill & me, in partnership with @commapress.bsky.social) - but she is currently trapped in Gaza unless the UK Gov relaxes its requirement for biometric data bsky.app/profile/comm...

We are officially SOLD OOT for tonight’s show! See you all at 7pm in The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇

Doors open around 6:50 ⏰

1 day to go until our next show, let’s meet your final act 👻

It’s ghostmaster & paranormal illusionist, Ash Pryce🩸

Catch him at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth

TICKETS 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social
@itsashpryce.bsky.social

2 days to go until our next show👻

Award-winning comedian & writer Richard Brown is known for his dark alternative comedy🩸

See @richiejbrown.bsky.social at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth

TICKETS🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social

3 days to go until our next show. Let's meet another act 👻

Comedic, camp & creepy, it's Fife’s Premier Drag King, Jo Crawford🩸

Catch Jo at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth

GET TICKETS 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social

3 days to go until our show 👻

Our 1st act, Blondie Fizz is set to unveil her devilish side that will have you seeing red🩸

Catch her at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth🦇

TIX 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social
@blondiefizz.bsky.social

I like to imagine aphobes as people perpetually going

“Bloody asexuals, coming over here and…..not…shagging our women, grrrr”

New petition: Include asexuality as a protected characteristic in the Equality Act 2010 Include asexuality in the Equality Act 2010 to prevent discrimination

New petition: "Include asexuality as a protected characteristic in the Equality Act 2010"

Deadline 8 January 2026, created by Abbie Dunn

#NewPetition

2 weeks to go until Dr.Bonk's next Macarbaret! Join us for a queer evening of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, magic and medical mayhem 🦇

edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

White foam board, painted in Ace colours, "Put Asexuals in the Equality Act", along with two Ace flags in the top corners.

Made my first protest sign for the Pride parade in London.

#asexual #pride #equalityact

4 days to go until our show. Let’s meet an act 👻

@debaydelux.bsky.social spins a web of desire. Dont be seduced by this sultress. Once you're in her clutches, there's no escape

Catch her at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 21 June 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth🦇

🔗
www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

Happy Pride from your favourite pansexual plague doctor
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Whether or not you need a mask to conceal the eldritch horror underneath, the Doctor prescribes you all self-love, confidence, and the ability to bask in the entrails of your enemies this fine Pride Month
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Happy Aromantic Visibility Day!

Thank you all so much for nominating the Doctor at this year’s Proud Scotland Awards Boys & Girls
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

And Happy Pride Month to all our fellow freaks 👻 🌈

#PrideMonth #pridemonth2025

Aye go’an then, I’ll give it a go

More medical mayhem from Scotland's silliest surgeon is on the way! Reserve your seats now to our next Macarbaret on Saturday 21 June www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

📢 Join us on Saturday 17 May at the Banshee Labyrinth for Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret! Spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, music & medical mayhem 💉🩸

Featuring Michael Welch, Clint Oris, April Sparks, and Edward Whitley 🦇

Get Tickets 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social

My alter ego 'Doctor Bonk' has been nominated for the 'Performer/Entertainer' Award at this year's Proud Scotland Awards!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

🎉THANK YOU SO MUCH Boys & Girls for nominating the Doctor for this year's Proud Scotland Awards! He's thrilled to have been shortlisted for this year's 'Performer / Entertainer Award' 🩸

The Doctor can't wait to wear his multi-coloured bile stained suit
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

Thank you all so much boys & girls for making our Easter special show truly egg-ceptional 🪺

We enjoyed Tesco zombies, leather-clad drag, blue burlesque and scary tour guides 👻

Our next show is on 17 May🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

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Look at all these gorgeous ghouls performing TONIGHT (April 19) on the Easter special of Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret!

Don’t miss out on spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, music and medical mayhem at 7pm in The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇

TICKETS 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social

TONIGHT! 7pm at the Banshee Labyrinth!
Don’t forget to get your tickets 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

📢 NOMINATE DOCTOR BONK FOR THIS YEAR’S Proud Scotland Awards

The good doctor has been a queer icon in Scotland for over 400 years, pumping for medicine and pumping for pleasure 💉

Nominate him here 🔗 proudscotlandawards.com/2025-awards/

⏰ NOMINATIONS CLOSE 21 APRIL

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social

I can only assume that that reason JKR has openly attacked asexual people is because she naturally despises anyone who can’t give a fuck about her.

In many ways us asexuals are the anti-JK, unlike her we don’t care what’s in your pants