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If you are pushing your way up from the back of a plane in a rush although we’ve reached your terminal destination, you should be briefly detained upon stepping off the plane.

Especially if they’re shuffling on Water.

You got me there.

Predictability is boring.

I was considering going out to see him at Red Rocks later this spring and this confirms I should make the trek out to Colorado if this is what he’s doing in MSP

I’m once again mad that Clothed by the Sun was not nominated for best original song for the Oscars.

The lesson learned here is do not, under any situation, change your last name when you get married I guess. The paperwork alone is a nightmare.

We also have an international trip planned for THIS Friday (she's been having this battle since last October) so now I'm trying to get all the reservations changed back to her maiden name.

So I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist but the federal government won't issue a passport to my friend under her married name although all her other legal documents are legally updated and it's really feeling like the government is trying to restrict the movement of women.

Actually, I just saw gas already went up 40 cents/gal and it’s a nice day so I’m just gonna fill up now and then not drive anywhere ever again for the next 15 years.

Am I playing with fire if I don’t get gas before my trip knowing we started another war in the Middle East and I’ve see this unfold a half dozen times before in my life and I know exactly what’s about to happen when I get back next week and need gas? Yeah, probably.

Well if I’m gonna die anyways

Because that wedding was like WEEKS before we got locked down.

Getting emotional thinking of everyone lost on the Edmund Fitzgerald.

I got a chicken parm sando for lunch. 🤗

It’s a curse man, it’s a curse.

I don’t think it’s normal to want chicken parm this bad at 10:30am.

You mean to tell me I’ve been wearing my leggings inside out all day? And no one told me?

Got my first “thanks queen” by a Gen Z in the workplace.

“Why am I breaking out in hives?” I wonder to myself as if I didn’t eat two shrimp at dinner knowing full well I’m allergic to shrimp.

If I scroll too far back in my camera roll and start to see mask pictures, I completely shut down for a few minutes.

Alright forget anything I ever said, I want the US Men’s Hockey team to burn in hell. Even the one haunted by ghosts.

I do wonder how the third brother feels about not even being on the team.

I actually feel a lot less enthusiasm than I did when the women won but I’m still happy for the ghost boy and his fun loving brother.

USA USA USA USA

I don’t know how European football fans handle this kind of sports stress this early in the morning on a regular basis. This hockey situation has me far too anxious for 9am. My day didn’t even stand a chance.

I’m at Winterfest in Cedarburg and let me tell you, the people yearn for Stars Hollow.

I switched my prescriptions to CVS just bc I walk there to pick them up but goddamn the calls and texts from CVS are insane. Pick n Save never bothered me like this.

Enjoy Every Fish Fry: The best Milwaukee-area fish frys of 2025 Pull up a chair and pass the tartar bottle, here are the best Milwaukee-area fish frys of 2025.

First Friday of Lent, so we know how I'm choosing where to get dinner tonight.

Me but watching hockey this afternoon