Icy icecrystal - Bluesky Statics

TK Maxx, lads!

03.03.2026 10:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good lad!

03.03.2026 10:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yoda is wearing a party hat and holding a cake with candles ALT: yoda is wearing a party hat and holding a cake with candles

@chutleynuttocks.bsky.social Happy birthday, Seamus! Have a lovely day! 🎈🎉🎂🎁🍦🎈🎶🎊🍰🪿🎈

20.02.2026 08:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I couldn’t possibly comment.

19.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#goatsquad assemble! ❤️❤️
Thread!!
@icecrystal.bsky.social

19.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Well this is a truly excellent thread, Mrs Bob! Thank you for bringing it to my attention. 😁

19.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goatiest Of All Time?

18.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Large omelette for lunch. Practically an omel.

02.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again

25.11.2024 17:12 — 👍 353 🔁 120 💬 2 📌 2

“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”

The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

09.12.2025 06:58 — 👍 332 🔁 107 💬 12 📌 1

😁😁😁

18.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PRETEND you are a dog by moonwalking on the bath mat after having a shit.

13.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Kagoole, a flask, walk over the field and over a sty heading for the next village...

sorry, I'm rambling a bit.

05.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

We will go to ANY LENGTHS, Bruce! (Also we got a gold medal, for something or other) 🤷‍♀️

18.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So very very!

13.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ohhhhhh my!!! 😍😍😍

13.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a happy birthday greeting card with fireworks and hearts ALT: a happy birthday greeting card with fireworks and hearts

@dawnlovesgreece.bsky.social Happy birthday, Dawn! Have a wonderful day, and a fab holiday xx 🎈🎂🎉💃🎈🎁🎊🍰🎶🎈

07.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They have very good taste, those lads.

07.02.2026 08:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He probably wants a lick of your birthday cake. 🎂

05.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a goat with balloons and party horns around its neck says happy birthday . ALT: a goat with balloons and party horns around its neck says happy birthday .

@caughtjester.bsky.social Happy, happy birthday, Bruce! Hope you have a lovely day. 🎈🎉🎂🍦💃🎈🎁🎊🍰🐐🎈

05.02.2026 12:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Int they lovely? 😊

01.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The tomb of Tooting Common

21.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

@laudelau.bsky.social They've got new ones in, Laura!

01.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sure I read why a long time ago, but I can't remember now!

22.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I spose it does, but it doesn't have the same quirk to it

22.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's been around 🙂

22.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was called L'il Folks to start with, apparently.

22.01.2026 16:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, I didn't know that

22.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, Google says it was The Sketch, and then the Daily Mail

22.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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