daberhasher

I saw a guy - who had a few months before stolen some department store bags from my wife - run to catch a bus I was on and fell into hole left by a removed sidewalk grate

What the fuck is soggy froggy bacon and why would their congress create it

storm poopers

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Beep Beep

When you’re staring at it spittin and fartin

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

He trimmed his beard for the first time in weeks right before this and it looks like shit

🙄 we all know what you actually mean - weewee bip bip beedle fleefloo flabana. Just say it dude

I don’t watch the show but it is my belief that Alfonso Ribeiro should be the “final boss” of every Dancing with the Stars season

Bluesky app icon more blue now…that’s okay I’ll keep using this garbage

Very positive ratio on that one

And their trail guides were badly beaten for their derelictions! Ha ha!

Imagine if you can a piece of poup

A bit of pre snap jazz

Who here like eating cake

Here I come

Hash brown puck topped with guacamole and carnitas

I invented this

Every time im at the damn pump

Quietly leading my pig to market through a gauntlet of interlocking brass teeth

Me: drat and bother

Gf: is that from Winnie the Pooh?

Me, putting on a red shirt and no pants: he stole it from me

Replace the playbooks with prayer books and you’d see a lot of problems go away overnight

Smoked lemur meat

Early man would lean against a ridge on a bolder and just kind of shift their thing left and right

Rare fluid

YouTube video by FUERZA REGIDA Fuerza Regida x Grupo Frontera - Bebe Dame

youtu.be/Oie--p6YqJo?... home from work trip and deeply enjoying my saturday

Continuously educated that this blows

Him as some prolific war protester while he literally works at the war? That’s the equivalent of me telling my boss “I hope this case settles soon because this partner is an asshole”

Fetterman doing tremendous damage to big boys in this regard

Yelling at your dragon for not holding the flashlight right