Salem

The Spooky ARG Ghost Entity infecting my game watching me not make any attempt to solve any of its spooky caesar cyphers and just using the console commands to delete any creepy stuff it puts in my way

my wife makes the most normal TTRPG rules documents

apparently this is a cutscene model and not actually used in the game

I hope this isnt true though because a AAA game having this would be really, really, really fucking funny

thank you :D

im convinced that those who consume benadryl and see evil spiders and the hatman are just making shit up, I take upwards of 100mg of benadryl to sleep and I have normal dreams and havent ever seen a single hatman nor spider

I originally suggested he put joe biden in the corner, where the cat turned out to be, I hope everyone knows this

he came back wrong.

about to send this brave soldier to the big rift that opened up in space! the lab coats wanted him to have stuff like a "space suit" and "personal protection", but this brave recruit is going to face the unknown unprotected like a true american patriot!

you can only refer to them by doubling any police name. the Bobby Bobbys. The Copper Coppers. The Traffic Enforcer Traffic Enforcers. The Federal Bureau of Investigation Bureau of Investigation. The Pig Pigs. Make every conversation about them sound like a one piece ability.

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every day I get gayer and its entirely your fault

what the fuck why is my wife so hot

its time to get goopy!

so many genders.... so little time....

my wife can only afford but a single bean. the economy is in shambles. she will need to wait another week for the next bean. this is a croods bit.

coming home from a long day of work to a fantastic homecooked dinner of the patreon bean

meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!

I know youre doing your part :3c

This is it, 10 years to the day.

Are you doing YOUR part?

;3

It was a hard won fight, but with the wonders of modern medicine, we were finally able to surgically remove this young girl's ability to ever speak French again. Like if you think we should do this to MORE children like her!

my wife has a very low constitution stat, please dont bully her for this post

OR MODDED IT

IVE NOT EVEN PLAYED SS14 IN LIKE A FEW MONTHS

never marry a space station 14 modder this is terrible for the economy

OH YEAH UPDATE FOR ALL YE SILLIES
the new Salem Design™ is coming along really well :D
GUMMY SHARL WILL BE REAL SOOOOOON

I should go back to making posts instead of not doing that like I've been doing for the past like 5 months

"one good book can change your life" but instead of anything actually meaningful I just add ", I think" to the end of my sentences because of a character I really liked in mistborn

Me: "WHAT DO YOU *MEAN*? They're posting about him like he went on a boat and sailed off the map!"

My Wife: "He did! Who do you think W.D. Cooper was?!"

Me: "W.D. COOPER??????"

i think im in love chat

making a new vtuber group called The Vaggots and we are only accepting straight people who dont know what a pyramid scheme is