Pizzerina Sbarro

Again, the bar is sooo low, and yet I’ve spent the past year watching him systematically alienate all 5 of his children? Major unforced error and not fun to watch :/

Did the math and sure enough I’ll have another credit card paid off at the beginning of next month! one step closer to being able to actually travel next year :)

Why do I looks so good in this shitty hotel?

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Do you think my NSA agent heard me call Scandals a “bombed out Starbucks” and that’s why they think Portland is war torn?

Posted from war ravaged Portland 💕

Smile? (Check y/n)

Finding courage in knowing that Blue Skidoo’d and I can to

I don’t have the energy to be performatively angry about burning man, do you?

Me (mishearing): and is there a Countess Tissimo?

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Girl they weee about to revoke my verse card I basically had to legally

For the first time since like 2019 😅

What if I told you I bottomed last night like what then?

Camp!!

A pair of $4 shorts from the thrift store and another pair from the too expensive gay guy store but I looked hot in both :)

Walked up a hill to catch the sunset :)

Topped my bf & now it’s siesta time 🥱

So exciting!

Mappy Monday everyone :) It’s Tuesday you say? That’s fortunately none of my business so

I’ve 9 hours of decluttering yesterday and another 9 today and it’s still not done anyway rip

Guys please cool it on Party 4 U the summer hasn’t even started yet

Seriously love this little chatterbox 😍

When you post a joke about something shitty that happened to you and everyone makes it worse by not even bothering to laugh at your pain

Headspace: bad, lighting: fab!

What do y’all think of my sticker collection?

My bf is so hot and his p*ssy so wet like y’all it’s crazy what can happen in this world

Last week I was grumpy and this week I’m not! Anything could honestly happen and that’s fun :)

I’m sorry but Andor season 2 is going hard as hell

I wanna see all my friends’ dicks :( It’s so hard when I can’t do that for one reason or another