TrogNL

Sometimes you should let the intrusive thoughts win

Omg slow cookers are the best, an appliance even I cannot screw up

Misleading cover, we all know cats are liquid

> refuse to let your citizens have access to, well, staying alive

> blame the other guys when y'all can't act like adults and compromise

> continue collecting paychecks for doing fuck-all

Just one foot in front of the other. Literally and figuratively. You got this!

Who is it, so I know who to avoid

No cap

Nothing skibidi about that

Sorry what? Can't hear you over how cool you both are

I could find a partner if I wanted one. And it's not that I'm not OPEN to a relationship...

...it's just not something I need to feel at peace with myself. And I don't need to muddy up the gene pool with my Crazy anyway.

Yo, I had a dentist appointment on Halloween too! I had some fillings replaced, no big, but I've got a root canal scheduled for November 25th

I was today years old when I learned how to earn a "Frosty!" callout in Mortal Kombat 3.

Play as Sub-Zero, knock your opponent down to their final sliver of health (Danger) and then freeze them.

Dan "Toasty" Forden, you're a treasure.

I'd settle for delivering debilitating electric shocks via ethernet

The true Wild Zone experience

Dude I can vibe out to the ambience channels on my cable package ALL. DAY.

Not that it matters to me, because I really only got Pizza for the solo campaign and maybe some trading down the line

Good news, it shouldn't take anyone decently skilled very long to reach rank K in Pokémon Pizza online.

Sadly, I am anything but.

D:

Must be un-bear-able to see

Respectfully, ofc

Everything's frustrating, nothing's interesting.

I just wanna sleep normally again, lmao

Laundry. Le sigh.

Respectfully

Rewatching the first series of International Gladiators. Peak 1990s.

People call this disgusting, but it's snot

If these words came from anyone other than Sakurai I wouldn't believe it

Dentist appointment next week, then door duty for the candy gremlins

Week after that, I'm Hal-Con bound

Still hasn't really sunk in yet

There's little in life more satisfying than activating full control when someone ropes you so they can't just alt-f4 and rejoin matchmaking until your own fuses run out #MTGArena #MTGA

I was always more of a letters guy myself.

Gimme these instead of the untranslated mahjong games