Alexaurio

Deduzco por vuestros bluits que Melody ha recibido La Llamada™.

Mi primer mensaje en esta mañana en el grupo de los colegas para que no se me esfumase.

Lo peor es cuando antes de la peli te ponen lo de "Esta película se emite con menos anuncios".
MUCHAS GRACIAS, BEZOS, MENOS MAL QUE ME PONES MENOS ANUNCIOS EN ESTA PELI DE LA FANTASTIC FACTORY

A cop car accidentally rear-ends another car. The driver gets out and angrily starts pounding his fists on the cop car. A second driver gets out of his car and joins him. The cop says “I get why he’s mad, but why are you here?” The second man says “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought it was finally happening”

- ¡Hola!
*Llorando y completamente abatido sobre el volante* -Antonio Lobato...

A screenshot of a Twitter/X exchange. Elon Musk (@elonmusk) tweets: "One of the first things Hitler did upon gaining power was apply aggressive censorship." The tweet has 1.1K replies, 1.7K retweets, 14K likes, and 346K views. Below, a user named "punished evan loves worf" (@eeesssjjj) replies with a single word: "cisgender." Below the reply, a notification from X states: "Visibility limited: this Post may violate X’s rules against Hateful Conduct," with a "Learn more" link. The interface follows X's standard dark theme, with Elon Musk’s profile picture showing him speaking on stage with an American flag in the background.

China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.

China’s new and cheaper magic beans shock America’s unprepared magic bean salesmen

RECORDAD. Una década es larga mientras la vives, pero cuanto más tiempo pasa menos espacio ocupa en la memoria histórica. Dentro de cinco siglos la distancia entre el holocausto y el gesto de Musk será insignificante. Estarán en el mismo párrafo. Vivimos en ese párrafo.

it’s a Roman Salute!

Ok so… There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…

A little comic about desire paths.

No promete nada la versión española de Transformers...

En la puerta del supermercado hay una persona pidiendo con un cartel que pone "mañana podrías ser tú". El punto Dimensión Desconocida de esto no es lo pasivoagresivo del cartel, sino que en cada ocasión que lo he visto, la persona era distinta. Stephen King escribió "La Tienda" con menos.

a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

A James Woods se le ha quemado la casa de madera. Fijo que eso no les ha pasado ni a Sharon Stone ni a Jeremy Irons

EEUU está siguiendo paso a paso el argumento de Idiocracy.

Yo: voy a mirar las valoraciones de esta TV de 43" que me interesa...

José Luis: "me llegó rápido y perfectamente empaquetada" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ana: "perfecta para un salón mediano" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Pedro: "encendió a la primera" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

there we go

CUANDO ERES TAN TIMIDO QUE LE PIDES A TU MADRE QUE LLAME POR TI A LA HORA DE DELINQUIR!
Hablemos de falsificaciones.
Hablemos de un equipo.
Hablemos de amores perdidos.
Hablemos de Shaun Greenhalgh
#hilarte

the obvious answer is to offer a service that doesn’t drive their customers into murderous fugue states but I bet this article is like “what if we provided every CEO with some kind of Pacific Rim-style mech suit”

Soy feliz con poco porque con mucho aún no lo he probado.

Niña pija — tira #284 de 645

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

A la policía le pasa con los chistes lo mismo que con los delincuentes, les cuesta cogerlos.

Un ayuntamiento pide a sus vecinos que dejen de poner ojos saltones a las estatuas Muchos habitantes de la localidad estadounidense de Bend apoyan esta práctica extravagante.

Un ayuntamiento pide a sus vecinos que dejen de poner ojos saltones a las estatuas

El blog de El Becario 👉 ver.20m.es/g8ku3

Pues mira, me parece una comparativa guapísima. Estoy hasta el ñoclo de oír que soy una loca cada vez que digo que nuestros padres e incluso abuelos lo tuvieron jodidamente más fácil para comprar vivienda.

A mi me lo esconden, razones no desveladas