rancidobject

Chinese "Shithead" named Dong sentenced to life imprisonment for living rudely; CHRIST!

Loading a chewing gum into a gun and delicately sliding it into my mouth for a refreshing burst!

Yub Nub

50s Miner awaking from cryo sleep: "Wow I can't wait to see the future. Imagine if they invented liquid food."

I pass him a botle of Huel and he blasts his own head off.

minimum 5k hours over the course of 6 years and cannot conceive of picking it up again. mad.

jamaican accent: hello mate can i get two cod two chips and a battered sausage ta

one of my favourite jokes right now is the idea that Elvis is still alive, shaved his head, and is now Joe Rogan

jamie mmhommm gon go pull thatup

i have a drawings account over at @rancidproducts.bsky.social
thank you

more guys i've drew

White Maniac Syndrome

guys i've drewn

(doing all work and no play for too long) Lol... this lowkey makes me feel like a dull boy. Damn, disa maken mesa feel liken a dull boy... (quick look around to make sure nobody is listening) Me gwon fil likka dull bowy, me badmon!

my daughter, Sudden Incline, has passed from Long Covid. We bowled 3 perfect games today in her honour; she hated bowling but adored the number 300

mixing petrol and eggs together to try and create "super eggs" as breakfast food. Ill Tidings.

rendered these in Sauce Film Maker

thought about ditching this place until i remembered people are on here who aren't on twiter anymore.... hello all

is this thign on?

drew this guy

Idgaf about Israel. I'm too focused on meeting every pornstar before this progeria takes me out

sensing an opportunity for clench

birthday card i saw in a dream that had a picture of del-boy on it and the word slut in pink + yello font

toon toon

new job starts on choosday

putting les dennis in a saw trap and all he has to do is memorise new impersonations of modern characters

BUUUUURRRRRRP!!!!!!!!

prank goes woke

transmetal rhinox...