Max E Nurse

Loving my secret Santa new lunch bag!!

I can only apologise that it's taken 51 years before I bought my first Dolly album...

Can any nurses listen to Everything but the girls "and I miss you" without hearing "and MSU"?

JUST ME!?

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So.... Has "always" always meant "all time" rather than "all ways"?...

Did Bon Jovi mean he would love you "for all of time" or "all ways" as in the karma sutra?

"You will be visited by 3 spirits..."
The three spirits...

So you are cool... Although if you're cold perhaps you could get someone to check your alive.... But if you're not, you might scare them by asking... And that's not cool.

Backatchya

Number One?

You've never tried my:
"Marry me I'm desperate"

Words containing "meow"

Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing

Headlines on google placed on top of each other so it looks like Stevie Nicks is sitting on a toilet

I was scrolling headlines last night when suddenly

Ewe not illiterit, if ewe no who ya ma n pa arr.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild...

Kangaroo
Dusky Dolphins
Millions on seals!!
Crocodiles
Tree frogs.

The image shows a white cat inside a birdcage with a small bird perched on top of the cage.

For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.

Roadside billboard reads "Dave Ryan gave me crabs."

that’s nice, seafood is expensive

Pictogram of an adult holding a child over the railing above a body of water with a red circle and slash, along with "NO!" below the image.

how else will i know if my kid's a witch?

I tell my patients that too!!! Is that too weird!? Generally talk patients through an assessment and what I'm checking for.

The 111 call handlers have proved again how knowledgeable they are regarding medical terms...

A kick in the nuts works just as well, without any toxins ... I can offer this without prescription.

Watch out for Princess Leia with a bazooka!

To the people who suffer in silence-

Thank you!!!

News channel again?

I often consider the things we unknowingly do for the last time...

Nobody ever thought..."that's the last time I throw the grenade not quite far enough"

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Ironically I didn't think they'll want to play my favourite song at my funeral...

a woman wearing a pink headband is talking on a cell phone ALT: a woman wearing a pink headband is talking on a cell phone

Rest in Peace Sybil.

Banana bread blue stripes... It's a bit of a mouthful.. but that's porn for you!

Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive

Should constipation simply be referred to as back logged?

Why? Politicians ARE the scariest thing on the planet.

The post-pilates fart is the best fart of the week.

There's only so much clenching I can do!!