Matt Tobey

I saw Con Air opening night

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My brilliant daughter just released her music video directorial debut and it’s fucking great. Check it out or I’ll beat your ass

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

*Collective Soul "yeah" voice*
Yeah

I’d call it absurdist, not nihilistic

one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you

the fecklessness of establishment Dems comes from the fact that they agree with much of what Trump is doing.

they want aggressive immigration enforcement. they want to blow shit up in Iran.

for them, Trump is a sin eater who's brashly doing what they've been trying to do politely for a generation

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I love cinema

You walk by an island and you see 50 guys who look just like them fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes you do. You go in.

Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein wearing shirts from Dan Flashes that cost $1000 out the door because the pattern's so wild

Tim Robinson screaming because the shirts are his exact style and he wants them so bad

You don’t have to explicitly become a fascist to have your brain warped by fascist media. People on Twitter who think they’re hovering above it are becoming more callous, cruel, etc specifically BECAUSE they think they’re immune to propaganda and thus have permission to swim around in it all day

Itchy will suck your skeleton out through your urethra

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Oh I suppose you expect Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries to pick up the phone and easily make Trump submit to their every demand too? Have you considered they are afraid of the telephone and the sound of their own speaking voices, you thoughtless pig?

Maura Quint’s State of the Union Recap State Of The Union February 24, 2026 Washington, DC 8:52 PM: The State of the Union is opened by House Majority Leader Mike Johnson, who has been r...

Good morning. I watched the State of the Union so you didn't have to. I'm barely hanging on.
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for Season 6 Premier the cast were scheduled to appear on CBS' The Early Show and The Rosie O'Donnell Show on September 11, 2001; due to the terrorist attacks, the latter was cancelled, and the cast remained at their hotel in New York. Romano later stated that in the afternoon the cast went for a walk in Central Park and met someone who had been at the World Trade Center and was unable to get home so they decided to take them back to the hotel gave them a room and invited them to dine with them that evening.

somebody out there survived the 9/11 terrorist attacks and then bumped into the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond in Central Park

I hope this won’t affect the release of Mandelson & Grogu

If you threaten to kill one person that’s a TOS violation. If you threaten to kill a million people that’s discourse.

I knew almost nothing about The Matrix walking in, simply because the trailer didn't play before Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

It's hard to overstate how common it was to go into new movies more or less blind pre-internet. We very often really did go see a lot of stuff based purely on the poster, and then the next thing you know you're watching an enduring masterpiece like Kuffs

"Notable names include House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Sen. Martin Heinrich."

HOW INTERESTING.

If my parents named me Wesley Dingus I would 100% change my name to something less embarrassing like Larry Dingus