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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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This is some straight-out the 60s shit right here. Note the cop jabbing the beat stick into the crowd shortly after the line makes contact with the (peaceful) protestors. Great look!

17.10.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.

17.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2822    ๐Ÿ” 1402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 287    ๐Ÿ“Œ 800

So heโ€™s driving a car he canโ€™t see out of just to own the libs? Brilliant!

16.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, if Iโ€™m not butchering the concept, I think this would be implementing reductio ad absurdum. Gerrymandering is objectively terrible. Event more so when only one side does it.

16.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m mean, they also failed to probe Stephen Miller on his โ€œplenaryโ€ Freudian slip, so color me not surprised by them using the dumb Depart of War moniker.

08.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOh this girl thinks sheโ€™s going to give me a lesson?โ€

- internal thought of this douche nozzle while struggling not to choke on his water

08.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker

I didnโ€™t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money.
https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491
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The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker I didnโ€™t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money. https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491 Quote Corey Walker @CoreyWriting ยท 16h The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

07.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3000    ๐Ÿ” 438    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

Iโ€™m pretty sure the first 20 minutes of Alex Garlandโ€™s prequel to โ€œCivil Warโ€ will just be a reply of the โ€œeventโ€ Trump adjust meld with military leadership. Some pretty fucking terrifying things were uttered.

30.09.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free speech for me, to the gulag for thee!

18.09.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obligatory (in these times) statement of the obvious: political violence is reprehensible.

14.09.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think a media feedback loop has anything to do with it. Kirk, in life, repeatedly made incendiary, bigoted statements that was red meat consumed by Christian nationalists seeking validation for its perceived grievances with liberal ideals.

14.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No question the guy can act (he was great in Sling Blade).

14.09.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The same Billy Bob who is hawking T-Mobile service on all the podcasts Iโ€™m listening to? He showed himself as an ass way back when he did some radio interview in Canada to talk about his โ€œbandโ€ and lost it on the host when the guy had the temerity to ask about his acting career.

14.09.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Robert. Kindly fuck off.

12.09.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outrage/scapegoating etc is easy when youโ€™re completely untethered by facts and truthfulness.

11.09.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly this person did not watch filmโ€ฆ(this was a sorry attempt at sportsball humor to mask my contempt for so, so many people).

06.09.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This fucking POS will end up killing more people than Trump and the rest of the Project 2025 team. Itโ€™s the pity the brain worm kicked the bucket.

04.09.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point Trump is just doing anything he (or the Project 2025 dudes) wants. And to if this extrajudicial killing โ€œsends a messageโ€ to cartels or anyone else Trump et al donโ€™t like, then Iโ€™m sure thatโ€™s their intent. Lawlessness aboundsโ€ฆ

04.09.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they need to add a couple more pop ads, as I can still make out a portion of the definition.

04.09.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you fight the urge to stay off waivers leading up to week 1 (in other words how do I stop myself from second guessing draft/auction selections before they play their first games)? Help me not do something dumb!

02.09.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™d paint the pentagon with flame candy paint if theyโ€™d let him.

02.09.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s insane that we made it this far along without these ideas being promulgated into an enforceable set of ethics regs (or even a just a set of internally embraced norms within SCOTUS).

02.09.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So does that mean Musk would be sent โ€œbackโ€ to the Dutch/German/French Huguenots?

01.09.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get it, Newsom is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA. Thatโ€™s fun, but, heโ€™s not the only viable candidate. Heโ€™s chosen to thrown the trans community under the bus for political expediency. He sucks for that and I wouldnโ€™t be able to vote for him. Now, if weโ€™re talking Beshearโ€ฆally and viableโ€ฆ

31.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What, the @nytimes.com headline team failed again?!

31.08.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The foosball or the files?

31.08.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@andybeshearky.bsky.social

29.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@andybeshearky.bsky.social

29.08.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.

29.08.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4767    ๐Ÿ” 1244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84

Instead of voting for someone like Newsom, who, admittedly, is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA, we can vote for someone like Beshear, who has a demonstrated record of good governance AND not throwing vulnerable communities under the bus for political expediency!

28.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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