Beyond the Machina!

Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.

Wes Anderson

Hey friends. Remember to keep some appreciation for the good things in your life. It can be easy to take things for granted, but every new day, every new experience, is a blessing. And holding thankfulness for it allows us to live our lives to their fullest. I love you. I always will. Goodnight.

Going to get and cure autism over the break

SHE DOESN'T MISS

does anyone know if @dragonshield.bsky.social is looking for brand ambassadors or anything like that, and if so, how to contact them about it..? cause I know a dragon who likes protecting their shiny cardboard who’d be a good fit for the job i think

I’m not sure for certain but I think they’re playable in some value vintage lists :)

get his ass kevin

Reminder, (Allegedly) Black Friday Electronics and Appliances are often made with Inferior materials and are build to last Less longer the products you buy on any other day.
Instead of buying and Air Fryer made with Partical Boards and prayer, why not buy a Custom Painted Magic card from a Gay Fox!

Hi. I'm Steph.
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.

Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡

Yoru yelling "People of Oregon!! Give me power!!"

Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts

Sweet dreams

Teto doodle

YouTube video by Beyond the Machina AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER Top Picks || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad

Despite the challenges, it’s out!

my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped!

This week we go over our top picks for value vintage for magics newest legal sets, AVATAR: The Last Airbender.

Check it out!
Like & subscribe!

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Ya girl is now an affiliate for @manapool.com

Make sure you pick up your needs for standard or any other cool format using my link here ⬇️🥰

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The Ebony Blade: FEED ME. Dane Whitman: Does it have to be human? The Ebony Blade: FEED ME. Dane Whitman: Does it have to be mine? The Ebony Blade: FEEEEEEED ME. Jennifer Walters: Dane’s being weird again. Janet Van Dyne: ignore him, he just wants attention

I gotta get a pacifism signed by you if I’m able and you’re willing!

I got my pictures back from a photoshoot I did a few weeks back and - I'm hecking pretty

A painting of Waddle Doo on a Magic the Gathering Card, Trophy Mage.

Since I'm slowly working on a Kirby themed deck alter project, here's another cute one - Waddle Doo as Trophy Mage!

Painted with Posca markers and some brush work.

Ref: Official game art.

My main 2 playmats are a leather one (which just needs leather cleaner and polish) and a standard one which has just been stained by both sharpies and poscas so it’s hard to tell fully which have left the biggest impact.

Honestly if one were to customize a playmat I’d stick with sharpies

Poscas have no smell, sharpies don’t have a long lasting smell

havnt done a whole lot of work on playmats As for the longest time ive just had them custom printed or gifted to me, but i have signed a few playmats & sharpies tend to last better than Poscas

Sharpies fade a bit & Poscas kinda vary

Robot token :)

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

Went to the grocery store two days before Thanksgiving. Shouldn't have done that!

Did get called "ma'am" in the parking lot, though, so like

A colorful bordered graphic featuring a photo of InklinCustoms in the center, overlaid with Inklin's drawing of herself. The text reads: "Guest Announcement: Inklin." Below the photo is the BlueSky social icon, with the text "inklincustoms" next to it. The bottom bar reads: "Shoebox, St. Paul Minnesota. March 13-15th. Shoebox.gg".

Happy... Token.. Tuesday? 👀
(𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?)
*𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘮* Speaking of tokens, please give a warm welcome our next Shoebox guest, a well-known creator of all things cute and custom -- Inklin! ✨ @inklincustoms.bsky.social

And I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?

Got it. Well you could just draw it for starters. But if that doesn’t work you could very well just get stickers printed off of it and use them on stuff

If there are a good variety of 3M posca pens on sale, get them. 1M will be more work but can do the job, 5M is to big

Gonna make a video about what I call "the sol ring scale"

y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.

Can y'all guess what it is?