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Beyond the Machina!

@beyondthemachina.bsky.social

He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎 D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina Email: beyondthemachina@gmail.com

1,560 Followers  |  923 Following  |  4,795 Posts  |  Joined: 13.07.2023
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Hey y’all if you could like and share this I would appreciate it πŸ‘€

If this post gets 10 or more likes I’ll reveal the hidden card and drop its price to 100$ :3

08.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Help a girl with a bird.

08.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still doing this yall!

It’s gay lyght savings day! Donate to gay lyghts cat plight! Many nights of tight feline fights within sight for one or two nice mites! Alright!

08.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s a video of the alter! I think it turned out pretty dang solid! What do yall think?

07.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are still for sale!

If you’re going to shoebox I’d love to hand your your art in person πŸ‘€

Otherwise I’ll work on & send it out after shoebox!

What’s the mystery card? my Ko-Fi members already know, but I’ll give a hint; it’s one of the cards on this list…

moxfield.com/decks/6HTTpi...

07.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been almost a year… but I’m back with an update!

Monastery swifty: @dexagos.bsky.social
Cpt. sisay: @alkalters.bsky.social
Goblin diplomat: @scottkersey.bsky.social
Kasla: @angryhissing.bsky.social
& Ygra?

Sorry it’s taken long, but good news! I’m bringing it to work on live @shoebox.gg πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The yo-yo master doesn’t answer the call of aspiring yo-yo men these days

08.03.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Gay Lyght Savings!

Did you remember to venmo @indominus-lux.bsky.social $5 today?

08.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
a woman is whispering into a man 's ear and says `` relax and happy international women 's day '' Alt: a woman is whispering into a man 's ear and says `` relax and happy international women 's day ''

Enjoy

08.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

08.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5949    πŸ” 2948    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 18

I cannot express how much this part pissed me off. It's not enough to keep people away from a creep, you need to remove a creep.

08.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST OF BEST FRIENDS @wowimlacey.bsky.social

Did you know she’s lacey?

08.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well good thing you’re Audrey too!

08.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI want to be a yo-yo man” he cried β€œmake me a yo-yo man” vine
YouTube video by no this is not jillian β€œI want to be a yo-yo man” he cried β€œmake me a yo-yo man” vine

youtu.be/PTYJgOWRY8Q?...

08.03.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The yo-yo master doesn’t answer the call of aspiring yo-yo men these days

08.03.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Neutrinos
{2}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature β€” Elf Rebel
Flying
Alliance β€” Whenever another creature you control enters, The Neutrinos get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever The Neutrinos attack, exile up to one target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.

The Neutrinos {2}{R}{W} Legendary Creature β€” Elf Rebel Flying Alliance β€” Whenever another creature you control enters, The Neutrinos get +1/+0 until end of turn. Whenever The Neutrinos attack, exile up to one target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.

I opened the Neutrinos today, and this card is so rad mechanically

Itβ€˜s a shame 1950’s rockabilly elves are a bit too much of an art theme break to make it into my Boros decks

08.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew you were a giant, but i guess you’re a giant plant as well. How’s your singing?

08.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got back the photos of a quiver that my friend took for me. Matte medium is a dear tool after this one (⁠q⁠‒̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

#quivertime #mtgart

04.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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It's true you know

08.03.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been almost a year… but I’m back with an update!

Monastery swifty: @dexagos.bsky.social
Cpt. sisay: @alkalters.bsky.social
Goblin diplomat: @scottkersey.bsky.social
Kasla: @angryhissing.bsky.social
& Ygra?

Sorry it’s taken long, but good news! I’m bringing it to work on live @shoebox.gg πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

objects, coop! causing sparks and fire!

08.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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hmm I followed the instructions I’m not sure why he looks so different

07.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3508    πŸ” 969    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 14

Good guesses! But, All Wrong!
Every dog needs a shiny Frisbee!

08.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

08.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3161    πŸ” 655    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

oh my god, incredible, this technology is clearly sentient now

08.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you going to be at Shoebox?

If so you should check out @thed00dlers.bsky.social events! The winner of the D00-Dl off will get this alter! video of it is below!

I’ll be taking a break from my various drawings & such (which I’ll announce later πŸ‘€) to participate! I’m terrible but love doing it!

07.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Rich Evans!

06.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6
Smokestack
{4}
Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact.

At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact.

Illustrated by Scott Kirschner

Smokestack {4} Artifact At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact. At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact. Illustrated by Scott Kirschner

Ghostly Prison
{2}{W}
Enchantment

Creatures can’t attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that’s attacking you.

β€œMay the memory of our fallen heroes ensnare the violent hearts of lesser men.”
β€”Great Threshold of Monserkat inscription

Illustrated by Wayne England

Ghostly Prison {2}{W} Enchantment Creatures can’t attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that’s attacking you. β€œMay the memory of our fallen heroes ensnare the violent hearts of lesser men.” β€”Great Threshold of Monserkat inscription Illustrated by Wayne England

New discourse! Please learn the difference between Stax (prison) and Tax (pillowfort)

07.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

They thought they could stop the demon im back

07.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are still for sale!

If you’re going to shoebox I’d love to hand your your art in person πŸ‘€

Otherwise I’ll work on & send it out after shoebox!

What’s the mystery card? my Ko-Fi members already know, but I’ll give a hint; it’s one of the cards on this list…

moxfield.com/decks/6HTTpi...

07.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0