Minerva P Kelley

I just know her AO3 bookmarks are diabolical

tachycafe; i hope everyone agrees that tachyon is an "all attack, zero defense" glass cannon when it comes to cafe
#dlarts #umamusume

Two halfbody drawings of Toorurii’s OC’s, Noelani and Johanna in matching pink and blue tracksuits.

Matching tracksuits will never be corny 🤝

You know at first I laughed at that Blue Lock panel where the guy says "have you ever played soccer with your life on the line?" cause I was like under no circumstances does anyone need to play soccer with their life on the line but then I remembered that Brazil exists

Sometimes you win a game and sometimes the other team just loses

Jeffree Star is what Trump would be like if he wasn't closeted

Listen to As Long As You're Mine and then listen to For Good and tell me how it makes any sense that Fiyero is the one who got some Elphussy in this situation

Wicked scratches an itch for the femslash people because it does a gender flipped version of that thing a lot of shounen anime do where the relationship between the same gender main characters is a bond stronger than all of space and time and the opposite gender love interest is there also I guess

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

incredible quote lol

Would you still love me if I was the God Emperor of Dune?

She [Slick Surge] on my [Rising Dragon] til I [Straightaway Spurt]

Everyone in the fandom is to some extent a Digitan kinnie because Digitan is based on the fandom lol

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

One of these days 😔😔😔

The only problem with coming to Seattle in the fall is that it's too cold out to see the nudist puppy girls ☹️

I wonder if Palmer thinks about things like "if I was more like the other Mejiro girls would Helios want to be more than just friends?" since I feel like a lot of the higher-class Mejiros (like Mcqueen and Ardan) have that same ojou-sama vibe that Ruby has...

okay i think i enjoy Agnes Digital's story mode the most now

i thought you were just comic relief but there's so much more....

IT IS TIME TO FUCKING HIMEJOSHI OUT!!!!

I don't believe in like 99% of "anti aging" procedures so I think to some extent all Botox is a scam but if you're getting Botox under the age of ~50 you're really, REALLY getting scammed

The convo between her and Eishin Flash where Akebono says that the most important ingredient in her cake recipe is love and Flash asks how many grams of love to add literally reads like a joke about Italian and German stereotypes lol

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

>studies with ChatGPT
>asks a psychic if she'll pass the exam

gee I wonder why she failed

Gold City: 1st place in my heart 🩷

As a woman, the second most lesbian thing you can do is fall in love with another woman. The most lesbian thing you can do is make a zine.

nice nature november!!! #umamusume

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

"the rent is too damn high" is a winning platform but everyone in 2010 was too busy telling him he had balls on his chin to properly appreciate it

the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard