Minerva P Kelley

RIP to her 😔

Walked into my girlfriend's room to wake her up and she was downloading the Riot Games launcher. I couldn't stop her. I'm a failure as a partner.

most celebrity hate feels incredibly forced and invasive but especially when people make fun of former child stars for being cringe or rude or ignorant it's like... you mean that person who grew up in a panopticon and was exploited by nearly every trusted adult?

Shirt that says "I ❤️ Sauteing Onions & Garlic"

Oh god oh fuck the Patriots are good again

current mood

"Japanese Margaret Thatcher" is a terrifying concept, their economy is about to hit levels of hyper-capitalist bullshit that only Rothbard could dream up

Honestly very fitting for a video game based on horse racing to be like 90% rng

We just need to remove one more progressive policy from our platform and then people will finally vote for us trust me bro just one more we're almost there just one more

Democratic consultants and pundits are genuinely the dumbest people on the planet like you pivoted to the right to appeal to moderates and lost so obviously the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to moderates and then you lose so the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to mo

I am never getting this lucky again

Like whatever the problems were with numbers 1-3 you would think he'd have worked those out by number 7

I don't think getting divorced in and of itself is a bad thing because if a relationship starts going south there's nothing wrong with calling it quits and moving on, but once a man gets above a certain number of ex-wives I think that does say something about him and it's not anything good

she just ate a tomato, apparently it was tasty

"ANTI-ICE" written on a shell casing in marker is giving me some real "BLACKS RULE" vibes

I'm always fascinated by Eurovision because it seemingly unites all the homosexuals in Europe behind a competition between some of the worst music I have ever heard

Sold out of Sonic!

"To stop authoritarianism we should be willing to run people that want to deprive 50% of the population of their basic bodily autonomy and medical care. (Though not, notably, Ezra Klein.)

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

Whoever made King Halo a sprint specialist and then made her career mode a bunch of medium and mile races I just want you to know that you are a true sicko and you shall not see the light of heaven

People like to argue about Danganronpa or Homestuck or whoever having the worst fandom when we all know the worst fandom ever is Christianity

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Sapphic relationships aren't strictly healthier than other types of relationships but they're way less likely to be mid. Like it's either the most transcendently beautiful romance you've ever experienced or a situationship that implodes spectacularly after months of telenovela level dramatics

Just because I no longer live in Texas doesn’t mean I can’t remember the importance of today: when Texas Senator Ted Cruz liked incest porn on his official Twitter account

Charlie Kirk could only have been considered a revolutionary political figure worthy of national mourning if you think that the political power grows out of the barrel of a podcast mic like what are we doing here

The reaction to the Charlie Kirk assassination has further prooved to me that a not insignificant % of ppl in our government and mainstream media think that politics is like 10% actual governing and policymaking and 90% Posting

right-wingers immediately farming Charlie Kirk's death for clout:

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

Surrounded: 1 Canadian Video Essayist vs 20 Homestuck fans

Every guest on the Adam Friedland Show is somehow more unbelievable than the last like who the fuck on his team is convincing multiple members of Congress, Blake Griffin, and fucking Sarah Jessica Parker that they should get interviewed by a guy who used to host a show called Cum Town