Minerva P Kelley

Holds up

whenever they reveal new pokemon starters ppl act like it's some kind of creatively bankrupt decision to make the final evos bipedal as if making them a humanoid baddie wouldn't make ppl like them MORE. "Oh no this cute animal evolves into a sexy furry!" "My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery!"

Last night was an infinitely replayable roguelike deckbuilder

God forbid an AGP get a little motion

The choreography for UMA IN AMERICA includes a part where the Umas hit the dab, thus confirming the existence of Migos in the Umamusume timeline

Harper's Bazaar gooning article son or New York Magazine BL article daughter

the Ramadan posting has been crazy this year

I'm at a Ross that sells shoes but has no bench for trying on the shoes and also you're not allowed to take shoes into the dressing room and I think this should actually be against the law

Once you learn about California's subsidized water policy you'll never stop wanting to beat alfalfa farmers to death with your bare hands

I see a lot of posts about how anime has become mainstream but I think that's really only true for like Ghibli, Sailor Moon, shounen battle series and a couple seinen here and there. Anything outside that feels like it's still very much the domain of weird losers (me)

windows 11 truly is the devil's operating system

Lowkirk worried I've ruined Radiohead for my wife cause whenever I'm really sad I like to lay in bed and listen to OK Computer so now when my wife hears Airbag or Paranoid Android she runs into the bedroom like "nooo what's wrong bb 🥺🥺🥺"

I'm over here sauteing my onions and garlic I got olive oil on my onions and garlic rn I'm just sauteing my shit. I'm hungry as fuck man I'm a freak man like fr

"They hate to see two woke bitches winning."

New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped

I walk into a meeting dressed in a low-key business casual fit and all my coworkers are muppets

getting involved in my local trans scene is funny cause being the one bitch with a high paying office job in a room full of transient diy/punk anarchists has me feeling like whatever the opposite of this image is

Yeah of course you did that

Come get your man he pulled up an "ending explained" youtube video for the movie we just finished watching

It seemed like the nerves got to Maye on some of those drives. With some time to develop I foresee plenty of good seasons ahead for y'all. Even if it pains me to say so as a lifelong pats hater lmao

SEATTLE WON THE SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Interested to see what you think of the show when you finish it. I think it's some of the best the medium has to offer but I've also seen a lot of discourse about the way it handles it's themes

brat credit cards from charli xcx's The Moment (2026). also this post is a joke, a reference to the Nostalgia Critic melting down over batman having a "bat credit card."

a "brat Credit Card?" they gave her a "brat Credit Card?" they had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST POPSTARS OF ALL TIME, A "BRAT CREDIT CARD?"

Extrapolating from current trends, the future of American politics is a diverse coalition of black and brown neonazis fighting against a silent majority of maoist third worldist white suburbanites who want to institute woke sharia

I'm glad we've all agreed that the red nub in the middle of a lenovo thinkpad keyboard is it's clitoris that was a good call we have made collectively

#suzuguru

[earth wind and fire voice] 🎵 let's goon tonight 🎵