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Minerva P Kelley

@doubleca5t.bsky.social

29 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters

1,498 Followers  |  81 Following  |  279 Posts  |  Joined: 22.10.2024  |  2.0478

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BREAKING: Vivziepop Threatens To Release Another Show

04.08.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

31.07.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11172    πŸ” 2543    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 54

Playboi Carti truly one of the celebrities of all time. He dresses like a gay vampire. He's a furry. He's a deadbeat dad. He missed the birth of his child to play the PS5 with Lil Uzi Vert. His baby mama is Iggy Azalea. His music sucks ass. He's one of the most influential rappers of his generation.

01.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Unfortunately, homophobia is very funny sometimes

30.07.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

These are my Umamusume OCs: Cloud Computing, Early Voting, and Skibidi Rizz

29.07.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Terra the half-Esper πŸ’• #finalfantasyvi

23.07.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1392    πŸ” 722    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

There's something interesting to be said about the fact that straight men and straight women (let alone bi/pan women) seem to have completely different standards for what they think makes for an attractive man but "female gaze" is not a good term for it

27.07.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's SO GOOD. Not Fair is genuinely one of my all time favorite pop songs

27.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BABE ALERT!!!! πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

26.07.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every woman I see who gets all her clothes from vintage stores has insane drip that makes me green with envy and yet every time I go to a vintage store, all I can find is a bunch of poop from a butt that inexplicably costs $300

26.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Fifty Shades for a bad movie night and imo the funniest detail in this movie is that before he doms, Christian takes off his jeans and puts on a slightly different pair of jeans

26.07.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I have got to hear this lore

25.07.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Expressing my love and affection for my wife by being really annoying to her at every possible opportunity

25.07.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Uploading a virus to ChatGPT that makes it respond to every question with "start digging in yo butt twin"

25.07.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crazy part about vapes is that not only did they give an entire generation a nicotine addiction and lead poisoning but they don't even look cool

22.07.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Walcott by Vampire Weekend only gets better the more you listen to it. Just an absolute 10/10 all time banger of a song.

22.07.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely funny to me that due to a whole Rube Goldberg Machine worth of sociocultural factors there's about to be a surprisingly large population of trans women with an extremely in depth knowledge of horse racing

21.07.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

braver than any U.S. marine for making that video

21.07.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline from The Conversation:
More people are considering Al lovers, and we shouldn't judge

Headline from The Conversation: More people are considering Al lovers, and we shouldn't judge

I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.

20.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7787    πŸ” 1951    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 180
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I'm physically and mentally exhausted from work so i drew the ocs getting busy to heal

20.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2057    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

"Lock in"? bitch I'm locked out. I made too many attempts and now I can't access my brain for 24 hours.

18.07.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1182    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

LEGALIZE WOKE

18.07.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Prison abolition except for people who let their dogs off leash in public

13.07.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The Twitter platform is built to keep people on it. It does not drive traffic virtually at all, even in its hayday, and it's even worse now.

There's no reason to stay on it.

09.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3442    πŸ” 715    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 13
drawing of a woman with brown hair in a ponytail with blue highlights. she's at the beach under an outdoor shower, wearing a blue and white striped swimsuit

drawing of a woman with brown hair in a ponytail with blue highlights. she's at the beach under an outdoor shower, wearing a blue and white striped swimsuit

Nika beach shower commission πŸ’™

09.07.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2153    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
Everyone's Cheating At Chess (Allegedly)
YouTube video by Sarah Z Everyone's Cheating At Chess (Allegedly)

NEW VIDEO up on YouTube!!

A deep dive into chess's paranoia epidemic: the scandal that broke the internet, former champions gone full conspiracy theorist, and why the entire structure of modern chess basically guarantees this will keep happening.
Also: yogurt drama

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtN-...

08.07.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 600    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 38
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Flying this flag outside Kanye's house

08.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Yoda saying "begun the clone war has" but it's photoshopped to say begun the Orc War has

A screenshot of Yoda saying "begun the clone war has" but it's photoshopped to say begun the Orc War has

08.07.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 421    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s woke when i love beautiful women with huge tits

06.07.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Gonna go stop by Orc city for some things. I swear to god, I hope it’s not smoldered and burned down from the Orc Wars by the time I get there

05.07.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 631    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

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