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Slowtex

@slubadub.bsky.social

Aspiring artist with allergies and anxiety. Colorblind fella, self taught, looking to improve and be a real artist one day.

171 Followers  |  34 Following  |  81 Posts  |  Joined: 24.10.2024
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Everything I have learned about Jojo Siwa has been against my will.

23.07.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kindness is the new punk rock.

16.07.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you've ever wanted push your glasses up your nose before ending your rival's career, now you can.

They light up when you push on the bridge.

Best $11 I've spent in the past year.

15.07.2025 04:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I made a 40k Ork finger puppet thing.

01.07.2025 08:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ACAB

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Take a moment to remember this hero.

28.05.2025 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Precisely.

29.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone, please just do it already.

21.03.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I didn't even get paid for it, like...people make good money that way.

20.02.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When I was a kid, my folks would take me to this private lake that we had access to. It was full of carp, and they'd suck on your toes if you were just floating near the dock. Worst feeling ever.

17.02.2025 05:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is Fiona, she's a Shih-tzu. She's also a brat and I call her Little Satan.

10.02.2025 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.

04.02.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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His love for the muggle's leaf has clearly clouded his mind.

01.02.2025 04:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Giant Fish Attacks Mermaid Performer in Front of Live Audience in Shocking Incident: 'Pretend to Be a Fish, I'm Gonna Treat You Like One!' A Russian mermaid performer was attacked by a giant fish during a show in front of a live audience in China.

A bite like that will need sturgeory...

29.01.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Under no circumstances should anyone do this with ferric chloride. It will permanently etch stainless steel if left for 10-30 minutes.

I repeat, do not use ferric chloride to deface cybertrucks.

26.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Be like Cap.

22.01.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Follow more poets!

22.01.2025 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gotta give the other films a chance, right?

07.01.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The masculine urge to bleed out in a place like this...

06.01.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The 90s was full of Isekai style kids adventure movies. Warriors of Virtue, A Kid in King Arthur's Court, Ninja Turtles III, Pagemaster, Fern Gully (kinda), James and the Giant Peach, Phantom Tollbooth, Little Nemo.

Heaps of proto-Isekai movies to choose from.

29.12.2024 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0