@michaelthesad.com.bsky.social
cat dad | creator of stuff | he/she/they | 29 | ▵ games, movies, d&d, sometimes funny, 🔞 fish tube connoisseur real determiner discord: michaelthesad https://www.michaelthesad.com/links
drinking concentrated red 40 and flying into an autistic rage brb
14.07.2025 20:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just spent like $1000 at Best Buy while gay
05.06.2025 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s always “what the dog doin” never “how the dog doin” 😞😞😞
03.04.2025 17:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0unfortunately real
20.01.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0extreme play
03.01.2025 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0real
03.01.2025 20:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if i ever get murdered in the street for being evil i give you all permission to make jokes but they better be fucking bangers or i’ll haunt your ass
05.12.2024 03:35 — 👍 745 🔁 78 💬 9 📌 0Imagine logging into bluesky for the first time in a while and this being the first thing you see.
25.11.2024 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0that must be an experience of all time
25.11.2024 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0no
25.11.2024 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0got a voicemail about my cum is this a gamer moment
25.11.2024 20:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0had to make room for my new friends’ time zones
14.11.2024 08:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yard sale at the mind palace 80% off teen wolf trivia everything must go
14.11.2024 07:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1stop telling people about my shower routine 😭😭
07.11.2024 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if they still think the VP has the power to deny the results of the election lol
06.11.2024 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“what are your intentions with my daughter”
man i really don’t think you want me to answer that
my wife did their hair for their theater performance tonight with their gaming headset on so we could do the destiny dungeon race today this is possibly a top 5 gamer move of all time
11.10.2024 15:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1real
04.10.2024 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0who wanna see the bit they cut out of my balls at my vasectomy earlier this week
27.09.2024 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SpongeBob sitting in his chair in a dark room
when you remember you are old enough that you have friends that have been at their current job since before you started highschool
25.09.2024 22:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta
04.09.2024 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I lost the game AGAIN because I was busy until now and didn’t see this (yes I stopped what I was doing to inform you then resumed for 8 hours)
12.09.2024 09:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Kermit says fuck” is a hit at the D&D sesh
07.09.2024 05:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta
04.09.2024 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0bedazzled my dick again
24.08.2024 08:02 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1real
24.08.2024 08:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why won’t my doctor listen when I say I need mouse bites and the stupid drug 😭😭
27.07.2024 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0intelligibly real
27.07.2024 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes this time 😂😂 we have pretty well established that asking someone who’s not in the room to leave for certain events (~5 mins max LOL) on occasion is acceptable tho
20.07.2024 07:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh man he walked into their base and disintegrated a high level dude in front of them and then walked out they needed a minute to regroup without me I get it 😂😂😂
20.07.2024 07:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0