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one pro of having kids must be getting access to fun things like this. like children’s museums are always so lit. my friend got married in one and it was so sick to be there w all adults lol

like i get that i’m white but my spanish is better than my latino coworker’s and he speaks spanish to him 😭

there’s one regular at work who is multilingual with fluency in spanish & french but not a lot of confidence in his english. for some reason he speaks franglish to me???? and then we’re both lost.

what, no pardons for luigi?

for a long time i thought i didn’t understand crypto because i was stupid but then i finally realised that no it really is all just made up

“hi blanca, long time no see!”
“oh hi! you lost weight!”

thank you blanca. american politeness has been gaslighting me

i was starting to feel crazy bc earlier this year ppl kept asking me if i lost weight when i didn’t think i looked any different, and now i think i look like i’ve lost weight but nobody has said anything. turns out i just needed to run into a middle aged non-american woman i hadn’t seen in a while!

yesterday a man made a comment to me about knowing what kind of ropes can hold bodies and i thought he was a serial killer until just now when it occurred to me he meant shibari

bus driver just hit a curb…she’s just like me fr

i fear i am unable to bed share ever again. starfishing is just so important to me

real……..this site is not chaotic good enough for me

bro i saw that. when she gets mentally well enough to realize her dad is dead and his last days were filled with anguish bc of her…….

my lizard brain: wounter on the counter

it’s ironic i look best blonde bc my energy is decidedly brunette

i don’t know why they won’t stream musicals live. u don’t need multicam or anything that detracts from theatre attendee experience. i would so pay to virtually attend a broadway show. it’s not like ppl would stop attending in person. hell it would drive up sales

sitting here trying to decide what causes more distortion to my perception of reality/glimpses of clarity: weed or the anxiety i get when i don’t smoke weed 🤔

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A screenshot of the paired name assigned to a set of AirPods Max. “His horniness, the prince of pleasure and the Duke of deep dickin’, and pretty much the Harlem globetrotters of eating pussy’s AirPods Max”

Re-paired my headphones and remembered that Siri used to let you change what she called you

hahahahahahaha

maybe it’s just gen x lol

a lot of people on this site have eagle scout energy (negative)

i am aware what the last video of her said. if she had been found, we would know by now. if he killed himself before she was even found, he’s a pussy

beyoncé circa 2012 in a wide brimmed hat, sunglasses, blue balconet bikini top, fuschia shorts, and a body chain. she has long blonde hair over one shoulder and red lipstick.

me in 2012 with long hair over one shoulder, wearing a hat

me in 2012 wearing a white tube top, sunglasses, and wide-brimmed hat w my long hair over one shoulder

me in 2012 wearing a white tube top and sunglasses with long hair over one shoulder

which of these is not like the others

anyone else following this hannah kobayashi story? bc her dad was just found dead by LAX holy shit. i’ve never heard of a loved one of a victim killing themselves until they actually know what happened. how would he give up in only two weeks?????

like medical anxiety aka hypochondria is not being dramatic……..it’s obsessive rumination on symptoms because there’s a persistent fear that i have something majorly wrong w me doctors are somehow missing

people would question my mask less if they knew how much time and energy i spend worrying about my health. if i rule out covid then i only have to worry about various lymphomas, mental illnesses, environmental toxin exposure, and degenerative neurological diseases!!!

the .bsky.social is so fucking ugly get rid of it @bsky.app

building trust with an animal is a 10/10 feeling. i would rather make friends with an animal than a human any day 😭

having no appetite is crazy bc you still get all the symptoms of being hungry without the actual stomach feeling. i’ll be like why am i such a bitch oh it’s 7pm and i haven’t eaten today

i’m tired of being poor…time to figure out how to be not poor