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"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."

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a man in a blue shirt and shorts is walking down a sidewalk with the word viralhog written on the bottom Alt: a man in a blue shirt and shorts is walking down a sidewalk with the word viralhog written on the bottom

The Right is that annoying dog at the end of your street that always barks and chases you when you are trying to get home. The media is that neighbor that likes to wake it up from its nap right before you get home.

02.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says we gotta get rid of that in white letters Alt: a man with a beard says we gotta get rid of that in white letters

They would have done it for free. ICE needs to be abolished.

02.10.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting in a chair with the words " do n't threaten me with a good time " on the bottom Alt: a woman sitting in a chair with the words " do n't threaten me with a good time " on the bottom

The white nationalists who joined would have done this for free to begin with.

01.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain
01.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting at a desk and saying what the hell is he doing Alt: a man with a beard is sitting at a desk and saying what the hell is he doing

It's like they planned this speech for JROTC corps looking to join the military when they get older. He's talking to a room full of adults who are part of the largest military on earth. They are not pacifist. They are just not psychotic killers.

30.09.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck . Alt: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .

Does he think they are still having George Floyd protests five years later?

30.09.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man is sitting in a chair with the words radio silence above him Alt: a bald man is sitting in a chair with the words radio silence above him

Most of them might be conservative or even MAGA but he's talking to adults who travel the world and deal with people outside of their MAGA bubble. What he's saying isn't entertaining or informative to them.

30.09.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man wearing glasses and a jacket is standing in a hallway next to a door . Alt: a bald man wearing glasses and a jacket is standing in a hallway next to a door .

And can we get a word from JD Vance:

30.09.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings is making a funny face . Alt: a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings is making a funny face .

He thought this would go over like his MAGA rallies with the clapping seals. However, these guys want to get back to planning coups and making money from war profiteering, instead of being dragged to an in-person Zoom meeting.

30.09.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's face with a caption that says ' celebrity first ' Alt: a close up of a person 's face with a caption that says ' celebrity first '

These guys watched 300 and never understood how Leonidas lost. It's not about physicality or looks. Being smarter than your opponent goes much farther.

30.09.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says " you lied to me " on a netflix poster Alt: a man in a suit says " you lied to me " on a netflix poster

But...but the ADL told me he was cool.

29.09.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says " can we do that " in front of a dark background Alt: a woman says " can we do that " in front of a dark background

What's more upsetting is that the media is equally quiet. They keep looking to the right wing for approval of what to cover.

29.09.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is looking at something with the words " based on what " written above him Alt: a man in a military uniform is looking at something with the words " based on what " written above him

"We hope and expect..." based on WHAT?! Jefferies and Schumer must be stuck in a Groundhog Day situation from 1999 or something.

29.09.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting on a couch with his mouth open and the words oh snap Alt: a man sitting on a couch with his mouth open and the words oh snap
29.09.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves Alt: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves
29.09.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing Alt: a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing

He is off, but he throws at least one pick a game. Hopefully, it's out of his system now.

28.09.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man with a beard says " this feels familiar in a bad way " Alt: a bald man with a beard says " this feels familiar in a bad way "

Sadly, with Purdy in, this feels all too familiar.

28.09.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a car is flying over a rocky cliff and the words weeee are written below it Alt: a car is flying over a rocky cliff and the words weeee are written below it

I love her optimism, but at this point, it's most likely misplaced. A slippery slope would be if two of the three branches were on board. We have all three plus the supreme Court. Our slope became a cliff in Jan.

28.09.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a necklace and a ring and the word facts is above him Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a necklace and a ring and the word facts is above him
28.09.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.09.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Candidates for CA-22 rejecting corporate PAC money. 

Randy Villegas, Democratic challenger (check mark)

Jasmeet Bains, Democratic Challenger (red X)

David Valadao, Republican Incumbent (red X)

Villegas for Congress.

Candidates for CA-22 rejecting corporate PAC money. Randy Villegas, Democratic challenger (check mark) Jasmeet Bains, Democratic Challenger (red X) David Valadao, Republican Incumbent (red X) Villegas for Congress.

The reason so many people have lost faith in the Democratic Party is that far too many elected Democrats are beholden to the same corporate donors jacking up prices for working families. Iโ€™m proud to be the only candidate in this race, Democrat or Republican, not taking corporate PAC money.

25.09.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a dalmatian dog is looking at a clock with the words can we just written above it Alt: a dalmatian dog is looking at a clock with the words can we just written above it

I doubt it. Decades of voting for the Republican party and it's policies were inevitably going to lead here. Trump just sped it up.

27.09.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall Alt: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

I suppose it's better than Larry Ellison or his son getting another piece of entertainment.

27.09.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie with his hands folded in front of him Alt: a man in a suit and tie with his hands folded in front of him

Hopefully, this leads to "typically brief" lawsuits that bankrupt this agency.

27.09.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says mama needs a break on snl ALT: a woman says mama needs a break on snl

I'm not sure I understand the threat when they're constantly firing government employees now? And realizing they need them back to do basic functions. At the very least give everyone a break from ICE for a while.

27.09.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue dress is talking to a man and the words you 'd be surprised are next to her Alt: a woman in a blue dress is talking to a man and the words you 'd be surprised are next to her

You might be surprised what they will "tolerate" to not have to get involved. Also, there aren't moderate Republicans anymore.

26.09.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses says just wonderin ' on a prime video poster Alt: a man wearing glasses says just wonderin ' on a prime video poster

Can this be applied to everyone who's lied to Congress involving a criminal case? Asking for a friend...

26.09.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in an austin shirt is being escorted by police officers Alt: a man in an austin shirt is being escorted by police officers

Just saying.

26.09.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bunch of cartoon characters standing on a conveyor belt ALT: a bunch of cartoon characters standing on a conveyor belt

The same conservative lesbian who tried to white wash slavery while having an adopted black daughter? It's like they're making these people in a factory now.

26.09.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a grey sweater says it 's really pretty simple in black letters Alt: a man in a grey sweater says it 's really pretty simple in black letters

The MAGA approved reporters they let into that pool.

25.09.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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