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Happy Hulk

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"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."

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a group of people sitting at a table with a fandango movie clips logo on the bottom right ALT: a group of people sitting at a table with a fandango movie clips logo on the bottom right

You normally don't ask your friends to join in on a fight if you're handling it well by yourself. Interesting...

09.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a man in a suit and tie ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a man in a suit and tie

He doesn't this shit all the time to try and assert dominance. Macron clocked it in his first term, and it's led to long awkward handshakes since.

08.03.2026 23:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with his eyes closed and the words it 's already way too late ALT: a man with his eyes closed and the words it 's already way too late

Maybe they should have called her in a year ago. Not AFTER they started a war. I don't think she knows how to play from behind.

06.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a black and white photo of a man wearing a baseball cap and a chain . Alt: a black and white photo of a man wearing a baseball cap and a chain .

It's called the Department of War. It's in the title. He couldn't even buy himself some plausible deniability by using the old title with "Defense" in it.

05.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

US Senators ARE NOT police. They do not have qualified immunity. They have zero authority to assault a protesting US Marine Corps Veteran. He broke the vets hand in a door, you can hear the bones crack. Call your Senators. 202-224-3121

04.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 281    🔁 123    💬 3    📌 2
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a dog is looking at a person holding an orange ball with a blue band around it ALT: a dog is looking at a person holding an orange ball with a blue band around it

Dems right now

05.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well put.

05.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Luca Changretta Peaky Blinders GIF ALT: Luca Changretta Peaky Blinders GIF

TBH, I think her inability to be properly corrupt may have cost her the job. Giving $141M to a company that's only been around 8 days (and none of it going to Trump) probably made her boss a little embarrassed.

05.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh, this is going to be even more of a shitshow.

05.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a flight attendant in a blue suit and scarf stands in an airplane ALT: a flight attendant in a blue suit and scarf stands in an airplane

So, who takes control of the sex planes? Does MW just join in?

05.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is making a funny face with the words `` that 's weird '' written on the screen . Alt: a man is making a funny face with the words `` that 's weird '' written on the screen .

Hmmmm is that ratio of men to women in the house. How could over 300 people be against exposing sexual misconduct?

05.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell that to dead Iranian girls.

04.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 161    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0
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a black and white photo of two men with the time of 14:18 26 11 ALT: a black and white photo of two men with the time of 14:18 26 11

Muhammad Ali couldn't have said it better.

04.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a woman on a train with the words just think about it behind her Alt: a woman on a train with the words just think about it behind her

Didn't mention teachers, researchers, scientists, doctors, engineers, physicists, architects, etc. People that actually produce things for other people, not just launder money.

03.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a colorful shirt is saying `` stop being so dramatic '' while standing in front of a curtain . Alt: a man in a colorful shirt is saying `` stop being so dramatic '' while standing in front of a curtain .

"We didn't declare war. We just killed the equivalent of their president, and a random school of girls. Why the fuck are they so touchy?"

03.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman sitting at a desk with a sign that says bondi on it ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with a sign that says bondi on it
03.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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a man in a tuxedo is sitting in a restaurant . ALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting in a restaurant .

30 minutes later.

03.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . Alt: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .

With every speech, he keeps showing how much of a rapist mentality he has.

They tell us no, we can't use.

We can use it; we'll just fly in there.

03.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Let's go.

03.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a thank you sign . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thank you sign .
03.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a black hat that says ' chicago ' on it Alt: a man wearing a black hat that says ' chicago ' on it

This is the Trump playbook. Break something beyond recognition so that when you do a shitty job patching it together, you look like a creator.

03.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon drawing of two men looking at a rocket Alt: a cartoon drawing of two men looking at a rocket

Narrator: The stockpiles were, in fact, depleting faster than they expected.

03.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a plane is flying in the sky with the words viceland on the bottom right ALT: a plane is flying in the sky with the words viceland on the bottom right

I'm guessing no one showed him the math behind this.

Interceptors: Millions of dollars
Drones: Thousands of dollars.

Iran has more drones than the US, Israel, and other neighboring nations have Interceptors. You don't need ballistic missiles to kill people.

03.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a crowd with the words well we 're waiting ALT: a man in a crowd with the words well we 're waiting

Then why didn't Trump do this shit his first time around?

03.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or they won't. The point is to educate now, so we're not in another Isreal-led war in 2027 and beyond. Unless he can pay back that 5M on his own, he's gonna have to do something for them to pay it back.

03.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a black and white photo of a woman sleeping with the words `` hello its me im still annoying '' written below her . Alt: a black and white photo of a woman sleeping with the words `` hello its me im still annoying '' written below her .

Also, you can't keep reintroducing yourself as the same person. At some point, people just see you as wasting their time.

03.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is smiling in a peacock ad Alt: a woman is smiling in a peacock ad

Bombing schools, hospitals, and other public spaces is more of the same from Isreal. They aren't even pretending there is hamas hiding in those areas anymore. Just a genocidal shrug now.

03.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman with the words what are y'all even doing on the bottom Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman with the words what are y'all even doing on the bottom

It's like they refuse to read the room. The support for Isreal has catered and all this is going to do is focus the antisemitism here in the US. Bad move on all accounts.

03.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man stands in front of a white board with the words is it okay if i do this Alt: a man stands in front of a white board with the words is it okay if i do this

Consent isn't a thing they care about.

03.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0