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Congratulations to your kiddo!

27.02.2026 14:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a red helmet is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` anka , ya dead ? '' ALT: a man in a red helmet is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` anka , ya dead ? ''

27.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Thighsday.
(This is for @ntmellie.bsky.social )

26.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jake was right all along!!

25.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

I’m pretty sure it’s not over yet.

14.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pee is stored in the balls.

14.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most definitely…

11.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .

09.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

RIP Wallace

09.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s church. Let’s go to Luby’s.

09.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Somewhere Kid Rock is singing about underage girls in northern Michigan in 1989, and Bad Bunny’s dance crew is putting on a clinic.

09.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what makes it so good

09.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently he’s buddies with Kraft.

08.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Swanny: I’m going to wear my gold jacket.
Manning: My teenager picked this out.
Montana: I guess I’ll wear a shirt.

08.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bring back jorts!

08.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m never going to stop laughing at “Partial Arts”.

07.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Raisins.
In.
Brownies.

01.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish Coors Field would just sell mystery meat Bar-S dogs. None of this “all beef” shit.

31.01.2026 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God that sucks. I’m sorry T.

31.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What was left of America died at 240.

26.01.2026 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We don’t have a choice if we want to survive.

26.01.2026 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should be our vice president instead of some couch fucker.

25.01.2026 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guys, I can’t be certain, but the conditions in this game are not ideal.

25.01.2026 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is just foreshadowing of the outdoor decks at DIA.

25.01.2026 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I don’t know where I am, but there is A LOT of cocaine.”

25.01.2026 13:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today, we are all Broncos fans.

Except you Chiefs fans. Go pout somewhere else.

25.01.2026 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Mine is lucky I trim my eyebrows.

23.01.2026 10:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a pink dobby from harry potter standing next to a person . ALT: a close up of a pink dobby from harry potter standing next to a person .

23.01.2026 10:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun fact: that hike is an absolute nightmare if there’s ice on the trail.

21.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a lot of security in that.

21.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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