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you ever fw a man who looks like your favorite youtubers and are unable to watch their videos without being reminded of that man bc that’s me rn!

love winter bc my dandruff looks like snow in my hair

figuring out if pictures are cute enough for a instagram post or just a story should have like a support group that i can ask

i’m like a baby who needs a car ride to fall asleep or a dog who needs a car ride to calm down bc i need a car ride to actually get my thoughts together

has anyone else experienced the type of man that not only manipulates you but manipulates everyone in his life into thinking he’s a good person and you’re crazy while he’s literally cheating or is that an original experience

sadly, my love doesn’t come in portions it’s all or nothing

i hate catching feelings fast bc wdym i can’t be obsessed with the guy i went on two dates with

just reminding everyone that cinnamon sugar toast is a thing

first time eating a toaster strudel and i put it in the microwave..

girls are doing “project pan” where they finish their makeup before buying a new product??? is that not the normal way of using makeup or am i just dumb

mine would probably be sabrina carpenter bc multiple people said i look like her (ik i don’t actually)

what lookalike contest would you sign up for?

fully gonna beg this man to sleep over on the 3rd date

i keep overdoing self care because i feel inspired to do something but have nothing to do

LITERALLY JUST GIVE IT TO ME I AM SUPER DUPER QUALIFIED

i hate phone calls can i just show up at the hiring manager’s house and ask for the job

what if i just got on dating apps to ask the men to subscribe to my youtube channel and then delete them all

the urge to do shit to my hair has been taking over since august help

Family includes everyone! ❤️

fully convinced that if i share too much about my love life to anyone that’s when it backfires so i’m just gonna hard launch at the wedding if that’s cool?

i fw random shows that are based in foreign countries even though i know they’re not 100% accurate

The Tortured Poets Department in Color

oki sean diaz!

michigan! but your pictures are amazing

can you please hop off my dick this is reserved seating thank you

gonna see if there’s some kind of vr youtube video that i can learn how to drive from

please don’t talk to me about sports it’s just sounds like “yeah touchdown tackle throw 3 pointer swing the bat and boom!”

indeed jobs are literally asking me to build a city for 4¢ but the guy who said to get in his van said he had $5 i think we all know the solution here

i love a good warm pizza box on my cramping uterus