SMOakes

Not a big fan of "do the thing then apologize after." If she really thinks she was wrong, why has her mind changed? What could she possibly understand now that she didn't understand before?

Don't think it's right to lie but also don't think my boss really wants to know that the reason I'm running late is there was a cricket stuck in my tub and then once I caught it I had to get my robe so I could put it outside only it's really hard to put on a robe while holding a cricket, and... yeah

I put too much product in my hair so now it looks super greasy, but no one else seems to think that’s a “close the library early”- level emergency.

Guy in line at the bank with his phone on speaker, loudly explaining to his buddy how he was doing co-parenting wrong.

I happened to make eye contact and he immediately pulled me into the conversation, asking me to give his friend my take.

Which was great because I did have some notes.

Oh I think this place will suit us just fine.