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Liverpool โ๏ธ If you think my handle sounds like a fun time then weโll get along well. ๐๐ด๐ธ Make me laugh and Iโll probably marry you.
Judge Judy marathon and Christmas songsโฆ excellent Saturday. ๐๐
11.10.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I canโt wait to climb into bed. Iโm either going to have a long nap or slip into a coma. Iโll take either. ๐ด
10.10.2025 15:23 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm glad itโs less than 80 days until Christmas now, but itโs also rude how early it is getting dark now in the evenings. ๐ฅบ
07.10.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs a cruel world ๐ญ
05.10.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I blinked and now the weekend is over. ๐ฅบ๐ฅฒ
05.10.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0It be my birthday ๐
30.09.2025 19:29 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Itโs cute you think you have a choice ๐๐
29.09.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Even despite socially constructed ideas, some reflections are also just objectively beautiful too ๐๐
29.09.2025 18:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pfft, your sack has visited more menโs chimneys than Santa could ever manage!
28.09.2025 14:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ho, ho, hoe ๐
28.09.2025 14:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yikes, you know youโre having a bad skin day when even the FaceID on your phone is like โwho the fuck are you?โ ๐ซ ๐ฅฒ
24.09.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I saw a house with Halloween decorations up today. ๐ณ
22.09.2025 19:29 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Giggity
21.09.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have had such a lazy weekend and feel completely recharged and refreshed. ๐๐
21.09.2025 10:49 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Iโm too tired to strip myself (hint hint) ๐
19.09.2025 18:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Work has felt very long and stressful this week ๐
19.09.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 74 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Sooooo, I got promoted at work today. ๐๐ฅน๐ฅณ
18.09.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0Brb just hiring the Hubble telescope ๐
16.09.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Suddenly the zoom-in feature on my phone is my favourite thing ๐
16.09.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My birthday is this month too, but unfortunately me job would never allow me to have the entire month off. I will be working my birthday this year ๐
14.09.2025 15:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A month vacation?! Well that sounds like bliss! ๐
14.09.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The weekend needs to hurry up so I can crawl into bed and hibernate
11.09.2025 20:35 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Well Iโm glad youโre being clear about what it is you want ๐ฅด๐
09.09.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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09.09.2025 18:10 โ ๐ 65 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Still canโt send pictures in DMโs though
08.09.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There is no bloody way Iโm higher than you!! ๐
07.09.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ฅด๐ฅด
07.09.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2The alarm for the emergency alert test went off twice on my phone. Does this mean the government really want me to be safe or they donโt trust one alert to be enough for me? Canโt tell if itโs a compliment or an insult. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
07.09.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wow, I donโt swear anywhere near as much online as I do irl ๐ I would typically have more swears than this in a single sentence ๐โโ๏ธ
04.09.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
