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‘I’d Like The Crispy Chicken Sandwich’ First Truthful Thing Man Has Said In Weeks

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Could be another reason why I feel a few steps removed from football these past few seasons. I would be interested to see how this metric has changed over the past 1-2 decades but it certainly feels far more lethargic.

Can we now all get back to what a rancid ballsack that Jim Ratcliffe is?

I get that the narrative now is an under performing season after we win the PL. But was it ever this boring? This disjointed?

Mac Allister out for a light jog today

Liverpool's press is broken and has been for quite a considerable time under Arne Slot. Words for @squawka.bsky.social. t.co/9PA5YNZfVF

The mentality of this team is one of the most fragile things I’ve ever seen in sports

Showing offside chances in highlights is already the worst, but to not show the flag is diabolical media

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

This is going to go on for a long time so I’m begging people to stop using “Minneapolis” as a synonym to St. Paul and the broader area.

It’s two real cities right next to each other. Say “Twin Cities” or “Minnesota” if you must.

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I don’t understand the confusion. It’s clear to watch and all of the metrics (also shared in this thread) back it up. He receives so much of the ball and - in spite of so-so productive G/A numbers - his output is extremely poor based.

More evidence that being technically correct isn’t necessarily the smartest thing in every situation

Does Xabi come with a guaranteed back 3? Asking for a friend(s)

Held at home by all 3 newly promoted sides lmao

a woman with red hair is wearing a red sweater and a white shirt and is making a funny face . Alt: a woman with red hair is wearing a red sweater and a white shirt and is making a funny face .

12 games unbeaten btw

Florian Wirtz
101 touches
3 shots
4 chances created
0.49 XG
0.53 XA
3/6 dribbles
11 touches in the box
#lfc

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Ko👏na👏te👏

Szobo hitting that penalty like his 35 yard free kicks

Can Salah take the penalty via ZOOM?

Love having an endless amount of streaming services only to still be forced to scour the depths of the web to find a dodgy PL stream.

The Ricketts cut a check for Bregman and Caleb Williams said “I’m not getting upstaged by TD Ameritrade tonight”

Season 1 as good as I’ve heard??

Fuck you, Martinelli. Fuck you.

I’ve never seen a bigger collective piece of shit than Arsenal.

Arsenal are the only team on the planet that have made Liverpool look decent in the last 4 months.

I’ve never seen anyone get kicked in the stomach in such a way that I can only say “straight in the bread basket”

Frimpong is really fun to watch. Hope he stays healthy for eternity 🙏