Ryan Wilson

Our cat went to the vet for a few investigations.

When we picked him up and checked the vet’s notes, next to the blood pressure reading the vet had written ‘patient declined’ 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

Can anyone spot the moment I said ‘PET’ in Jeremy’s ear?

Supremely well deserved. Congratulations Geoff.

Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago at Gospel Oak. For reasons unknown to everyone including me I shouted "fuck OFF", which he duly did, dropping my phone in the process.

Morning Emily. Ryan here at The Jeremy Vine Show at BBC Radio 2. Please might I run something past you in DM asap?

how do i love thee? let me count the ways.

....two.

Talking on the show about bands you saw before they went big, so dragged this out.

Everyone was chanting for them to play Yellow, cos that was the only song anyone had heard of. Chris Martin said they couldn’t play it yet, or everyone would just leave when it finished.

#addmepleasechef

Made a Mars bar cheesecake which will shortly be going in my face 🍽️

I have unfortunately discovered these exist and I’m afraid that’s it. Game over.

Good morning London 👋🏻

Long week but it’s Friday, apple pie is baked and custard is on the hob.

Happy weekend!

#addmepleasechef 🍽️

I’m Ryan and I put a sincere effort into all sporting activities despite not finding them easy.

Not sure I will ever get over how brilliant and well deserved this is.

Apologies. Thought I was posting on twitter there for a moment.

I like dogs too.

Disgusting. You’ve pretty much said you hate cats.

Perhaps you might like to EDUCATE YOURSELF on the plight of street cats.
You are complicit in their MURDER.

You make me SICK. I just can’t believe you think it’s ok to butcher a cat.

You’ll get what’s coming to you.

Anyway, tell me about you.

And a highlight of a holiday was using this rather minimalist changing room.

I was once interviewed in Attitude magazine where I was every inch as cool and alternative as my fellow interviewees.

I non-ironically love Gladiators. I’m the one in the middle.

I spent a great afternoon in Dildo.

The north coast of Northern Ireland, where I’m from, is the most beautiful place in the world. Do not @ me.

I was once in the Daily Mail under a headline about Margaret Thatcher being a lesbian.

I bake like your nan.

Although Anne Robinson and I are also on very good terms.

Hello Bluesky 👋🏻

I thought maybe I should tell you a few things about me by way of introduction.

In many ways the most important thing is that I’ve met Hacker T Dog.