Wile E Peyote

R/ukiddingme

Ha she just brought up body counts and I have her beat by close to double. I'm shocked.

That's a heartfelt "good for her" from me. Also good for him. I hope he can keep up with her.

Love is love goddammit

More people know it as a reference than the source material at this point.

What a stupid asshole you are. You're not a progressive, change your fucking name.

That's not what's happening. It's that hey fans are mad at us because she lost even thought MOST OF US VOTED FOR HER ANYWAY YOU ASSHOLE

I'm not your constituent but I'd like to engage with you directly to tell you that you're a fucking moron.

They were like "Why the fuck would we redisign this? it's perfect"

The GOAT

Left: purchased in 2001 and used heavily. Still works fine but the right click button is a little wonky.

Right: nearly identical model purchased in 2025. Likely the last mouse I will ever own.

The cool thing about pronouns is you just train yourself to always say "they" and forget about it. Xe/xim fuck you you're not a damn elf.

I'm one of the most woke 50 year olds you'll ever meet until we start talking about neopronouns.

Neopronouns are my line in the sand. That shit's fake and you should enjoy the fact that you had to invent a problem. Sorry you have such a good life, kid.

Manhattan is full of MAGA-at-heart-but-i-hate-the-orange-menace-and-i-have-a-gay-friend

CNN, this post is incomplete. You forgot to say that you love Israel and will do whatever it takes to defend their right to genocide.

Jesus Christ

You fucking moron

Yes, let's clean up W's reputation to make Kamala look better???

I'll take it tho

It's a total mindfuck

Dead political party

Cosmopolitan people eat later. CAN'T YOU TELL THAT SHE'S COSMOPOLITAN?!?

It's just a list of every rich and powerful person

Yeah I remember late night tv was pretty wild too

In the Czech Republic the weather report is delivered by a topless woman on the evening news (or at least they did in the late 90s)

Pug-share Pei we think. She's a rescue so I'm not sure. Definitely pug and something.

Dogs

On our way to kick your ass

Bro what do you think Muslims are? They're not like they are in action movies. They're just neighbors. Stop being a racist freak all the time. You're making the rest of us whites look bad.

I wouldn't be as mad if the title of the book was "My Bad: You'll Never Hear From Me Again After This Apology"

I wouldn't be as mad if the title of the book was "My Bad: You'll Never Hear From Me Again After This Apology"

For the first time, and with surprising and revealing insights, Kamala Harris tells the story of one of the wildest and most consequential presidential campaigns in American history.

You don't get to say it like that when you fucking lose