I just know his daddy is named Jimmywayne
06.03.2026 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just know his daddy is named Jimmywayne
06.03.2026 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hoboken is like if you mixed a college town with a mall that thinks it's an upscale mall but it's really just a regular mall.
06.03.2026 06:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Any chair can rock if you're brave enough
06.03.2026 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gross
Somebody had a subway slice
06.03.2026 06:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
7th and Houston
06.03.2026 06:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One time I rode my bike on acid, fell off my bike, and then had to dig the gravel out of my knee with the help of my friend who was also on acid and another kid who guess what was on acid too
06.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine if you worked at bluesky, Got Mad Online and then made all of your post non-quote/non-reply
What a soft dipshit thing to do
Bitch I used to post on my book covers because online didn't exist yet
06.03.2026 05:45 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These guys only play the hits
06.03.2026 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn't know they were going to hug but I'm glad they did
05.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Peven Stinker
05.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0pay attention to me
05.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You might even be able to make an IKEA run
05.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You could go to Costco on that bad boy
05.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She's Dominican and called me papi - not my fault
05.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I briefly dated a security guard during covid times 😞
05.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"...The ARISTOCATS!"
05.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACAB but what if the security guard at work is cute
05.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I always use my bike lock key because it's thick and chonky
05.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hasbara
Come on man
05.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Fuck Amazon but that's a cool bike
Pedals
The Kei truck of utility bikes
05.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I didn't know they were going to hug but I'm glad they did
05.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Choo choo
I love trains
05.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1Pretty sure that's what no pussy does to a mf
05.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first season of that show was pretty good
05.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rainy light rail tracks
It's not a bike day. Sorry if I disappointed you.
05.03.2026 20:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shield of the Americas shut the fuck up
Kristi Noem is Nick Fury now
05.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you're partner is about to cum, look them right in the eye and say "Lock in"
05.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
