Ran Ascot

Yesssssa! >:D

We used magic to make her sleepy!

Who? :°

YEAHHHHH

>:D

:0

I see— we use magic to make her eepy!!

[wags his tail excitedly]

UHHH— DO I NEED TO GET THE ROPE?!

Ye >:3

[he “sneaks” up behind Alana]

Gotcha!!! >w<

>:D

NOW DIVAAAAAAA!!!!

[he gives a thumbs up and then starts knocking on the window]

[he gets on all fours and slowly climbs the wall up to the window, once he gets to the window he carefully peaks in and spots his target]

>:3

Okiiie

[he does a cute half roll then gives up and runs over]

:3

OH OH— I SEE MY OLD HOUSE :D

HAIIIIIII—

[he runs over to the outer wall below his old room]

We can sneak in through here :3

My old house isn’t too far :3

It shouldn’t take that long

Okay!! >:D

[he gets a note book and uses a crayon to scribble a bunch of gibberish down. As if he’s writing down the details]

Okiiiiiee dokie :3

I see!

[he wags his tail excitedly]

We just need to knock her back to senses and everything will be good :D

Yeah Miss Shedra :(

Yeah Diva?

That’s like…

[takes a moment to calculate his answer]

3 more sevens :0

Damn :(

I’m only seven! How old do I need to be to win a nug!

But what if I want to spread misinformation :3

Like Morgellons disease :3

:0

Really???

What do you mean >:/

I anit lying—

You smell gae

HELPPPPPPPP

IM BEING ATTACKED BY A HOMOSEXUAL MAN— AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMGGGGGGGGG

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[he runs in a circle trying to escape, but his 3 brain cells aren’t working]

Why not >:/

I want a gun!! :D

[wags tail]

:p