Betty Spite

There’s a car alarm going off endlessly somewhere on my street and I’m dreaming up the best methods of revenge … ideas?

Meanwhile… that shot-up ear is looking pristine

Pretty sure Emerald Fennell’s English Lit. teacher gave her an F for reading comprehension… 🤦‍♀️
#wutheringheights

Catherine O’Hara dead at 71: reports Canadian American actor Catherine O’Hara, best known for her roles in Schitt’s Creek, Home Alone and Beetlejuice, has died at age 71, according to multiple reports.

This one hurts. 🇨🇦
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Make it a third show in Canada, you’ve neglected us long enough … and we won’t ask for your papers …

Some countries should be scrubbing their own toilets instead of flinging shit at others. Just sayin’

I don’t even like mushrooms but your posts make me pause doomscrolling and breathe so thanks for that srsly

Happy birthday to @jemaineclement.bsky.social
You didn’t think I’d forget our annual tradition of me sending you birthday wishes and you ignoring them 🤣💕🥳

Why does anyone need a redacted photo to show you a man is a criminal, when you have his whole personal, professional, and presidential life as proof?

People who voluntarily put up and decorate more than one Christmas tree .. why would you torture yourself like this?!

Arthur Christmas for sweet, or Fred Claus for sour

To all you guys reading this in the comments: there’s only 1 week left to raise $3000; please chip in if you can!
And thanks to those who did donate already, supporting this young crew’s first short film! 🙏
🎥 🎬

Looks like the same woods!
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You know what’s really frightful? 👻 The scary amount of hair I just pulled out of my vacuum cleaner! Happy Halloween, Witches! 🧙🏻‍♀️🧹🎃

😍 This man is so amazingly kind; it’s such a joy being a fan of his all these years. Thanks, Big J!

OMG! I COULD NOT LOVE YOU MORE! 💖 YOU ARE AMAZING; THANK YOU 😊

Comrade - A Tyrannical Tale of War and Friendship A "revolutionary" short film about survival, friendship, and belief set in the ashes of a republic

Hey friends & film lovers — Want to be in the movies … sort of? You can support student filmmakers 🎥 like my kiddo by helping fund this tiny budget … AND for under $10 you can have YOUR NAME in the end credits! 😂🍿 Win-Win!
#movies #filmmaking
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Comrade - A Tyrannical Tale of War and Friendship A "revolutionary" short film about survival, friendship, and belief set in the ashes of a republic

Hiya @jemaineclement.bsky.social and Taika … remember how you fundraised on Kickstarter for What We Do in the Shadows? (I do) Remember how I donated $10 to it in 2015? (I do)
Wanna return the good deed for my youngest clever monkey’s first short film project? 💖
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May we all have such honorable legacies. #RipJungleJane

two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is saying excellent . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is saying excellent .

And the 2nd ticket SOLD with less than an hour to curtain! Somebody scored BIG 🤣 and if it was you, LMK. Glad they went to real people to enjoy, since we couldn’t make it.
Party on, Dudes! ⚡️

ONE LEFT! Go, Go, GODOT!

Nobody wants your stupid Pips game, @nytimes.com! Give us back our mini crossword! 😖

This is basically my personality

Go give ‘em hell Ozzy 🤘

Current Me would like to thank Past Me for the cool shade of the trees we planted five years ago… good idea! 🌳
#trees #summer #nature

I mean… look at that mug! 🐶

Best kind of drive-by shooting — snapped these #Sakura #cherryblossoms while stuck in traffic!
#toronto #nature #pink #blooms #cherrytrees #trees #photography #bluesky

Finally #spring #blooms #blossoms #trees #pears #white #florals #nature

The Hold-Up Artist: Inside the rise and fall of the 21st century’s most wanted bank robber — Toronto Life To fellow tourists he met around the world, JEFFERY SHUMAN was a semi-retired developer with a bright smile, an even tan and a fat wallet. In truth, he was a legendary bank robber on the run from the ...

From the time I first learned of this bank robber years ago I knew it had all the makings of a great story; glad it’s being told and I’d see that movie. 🍿💰
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