[Sic] Burns

He’s all yours! 😂

Haha! Where do you come up with these cutting edge rejoinders

Hell yes! That really should have been Tigers-Cubs

I’ll get right on that JD

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I have a Mastodon. It sucked, so I quit using it. Maybe it’s better now. Probably not. These are all pretty terrible and we’re never going to feel that 2012 Twitter High again. The world’s burning and evil assholes own everything; microdose connection and joy where you find scattered bits of them.

if you stay grumpy you dont have to get grumpy

Man if you can’t see the cruelty in your questions to someone you don’t know I don’t want any type of spine that you think you have

That makes my day! 😁

One of us is losing their fastball but it’s not you 😁

Same

No Shimmy it was just a bad joke about going down, I swear!!! I’m putting myself in time out as we speak! 😔

You mean “promised”, now shoot those skeets brother!

I hear Viagra works

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away

I gotchu, this sculpting wheel goes to 11

Pond loves you too

Be careful saying negative things about yourself breathing through bamboo from the bottom of a pond. People walking by will tell the pond positive things about it and you'll believe them I love you pond

Oh no that’s awful! Wait…

I will not be joining mastodon. If this place goes down, so do I.

Welp, off to the doctor to pay for some more insults.

I’m with ya. Age gives us the wonderful ability to say I have much better things to do with my precious remaining days

Don’t you mean cannibals?

Fellow Cubs fans what flashbacks will we be having tomorrow night: 2016 or everything else

If anyone is wondering when I’m finally gonna get around to doing that thing you need me to do just ask the democrats it’s their fault

Not sure where you’re going with this but OK?

Hadn’t thought of that but holy hell it’s perfect

Same but for other reasons