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[Sic] Burns

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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

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Ooh you’re right!

01.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m prepared to give my one life for family’s amusement

28.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥹💕

28.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One thing’s for sure I will be demanding that my immediate family call me Supreme Leader unironically, that Yes Chef stuff is played out

28.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Just need someone to tear a damn flag with their bare hands

28.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sweet talkin will get you nowhere Boo

28.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Call me a old fuddy-duddy but I don’t think this is going to end well

28.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 101    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0

Here’s your hand 👏
Also I’m the “you” referred to in “You Should Hear How She Talks About You” and btw I misread that whole deal so that’s on me

28.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

🎶Fuck this gross land forever🎶

28.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This has no business being on the same list as Watching Scotty Grow

28.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m ready to change this silly Scottish poet handle but I just can’t think of a good pun using Longfellow

28.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

If I let my teeth rot out of my face now, will it make my skeleton more approachable after I am dead?

28.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 63    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.

28.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1049    🔁 395    💬 14    📌 24

Missed that! Just posted it

28.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Smothers Bros Honey House Long Lost Parody
YouTube video by Rick M. Smothers Bros Honey House Long Lost Parody

#AT40
Hey I think it’s kinda funny!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5t1...

28.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smothers Brothers had a skit where a tour guide takes people through the “Honey House” to see all the things in the song and supposedly a lot of people called the network to say how inappropriate it was. Honey wasn’t a real person, people!🤣

28.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Jeez I walk away from #AT40 for a bit only to discover I missed the best song of the week and yes I’m taking Partridge Family here

28.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazing that pop music survived the crime of “Watching Scottie Grow” getting so high on the charts #AT40

28.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Missed connection: we were at a party and our hands touched inside the flaming hot Cheeto bag

28.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 40    🔁 14    💬 7    📌 0

That’s for sure!

28.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This sounds like a weird Pepsi commercial

28.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my this #AT40 so far is what sadness sounds like

28.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

#AT40 is on 1971 today but I’m thinking about ‘75 — Neil Sedaka singing about laughter in the rain still makes me think of my first girlfriend, a torrid 4th grade romance that lasted all of 1 week and consisted of sharing erasers and working on math assignments together. I owe you big time Neil RIP

28.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

I’m willing to do my part for the war and by that I mean plant a victory garden of high-quality marijuana

28.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 59    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

Hey Pennsylvania come get your ogre

28.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Cool but it’s also what I say to a snappy little glass of Taylor Fladgate 10-year-old Tawny

28.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Sweetie just because I obliterated that whiskey last weekend doesn’t mean it won’t need obliterating again this weekend

28.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 20    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Tailgating outside St. Paul’s with ribeyes on the grill to see if I can snag a few converts

28.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right back at ya 💙

28.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yikes!

28.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0