[Sic] Burns

Ok so the last thing you’ll hear is there’s a bathroom on the right

You haven’t heard me sing it

Think I’ll head to church today just to say the fuck is all this bullshit father Bob

Sorry if you have a heart attack near me because I only know CCR and Proud Mary’s gonna be the last thing you hear

I use my great-grandfather’s name at Starbucks so people will look at me like I’m a time-traveler

Ooh you’re right!

I’m prepared to give my one life for family’s amusement

🥹💕

One thing’s for sure I will be demanding that my immediate family call me Supreme Leader unironically, that Yes Chef stuff is played out

Just need someone to tear a damn flag with their bare hands

Sweet talkin will get you nowhere Boo

Call me a old fuddy-duddy but I don’t think this is going to end well

Here’s your hand 👏
Also I’m the “you” referred to in “You Should Hear How She Talks About You” and btw I misread that whole deal so that’s on me

🎶Fuck this gross land forever🎶

This has no business being on the same list as Watching Scotty Grow

I’m ready to change this silly Scottish poet handle but I just can’t think of a good pun using Longfellow

If I let my teeth rot out of my face now, will it make my skeleton more approachable after I am dead?

’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.

Missed that! Just posted it

YouTube video by Rick M. Smothers Bros Honey House Long Lost Parody

#AT40
Hey I think it’s kinda funny!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5t1...

Smothers Brothers had a skit where a tour guide takes people through the “Honey House” to see all the things in the song and supposedly a lot of people called the network to say how inappropriate it was. Honey wasn’t a real person, people!🤣

Jeez I walk away from #AT40 for a bit only to discover I missed the best song of the week and yes I’m taking Partridge Family here

Amazing that pop music survived the crime of “Watching Scottie Grow” getting so high on the charts #AT40

Missed connection: we were at a party and our hands touched inside the flaming hot Cheeto bag

That’s for sure!

This sounds like a weird Pepsi commercial

Oh my this #AT40 so far is what sadness sounds like

#AT40 is on 1971 today but I’m thinking about ‘75 — Neil Sedaka singing about laughter in the rain still makes me think of my first girlfriend, a torrid 4th grade romance that lasted all of 1 week and consisted of sharing erasers and working on math assignments together. I owe you big time Neil RIP

I’m willing to do my part for the war and by that I mean plant a victory garden of high-quality marijuana

Hey Pennsylvania come get your ogre