[Sic] Burns

Same but now can we please turn on the damn World Series

My husband got me this Lindt chocolate calendar and let’s just say it’s now December 21st

Thanks!

Put up an 8-foot real Fraser fir tree yesterday but haven’t decorated it yet and tbh I’m digging the nature reclaiming its space vibe in the living room

Congrats to plucky underdog IU for finally understanding it’s a professional game now

Pantone just out there throwing tint

“Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life” (Dolly Parton, “9 to 5”)

I remember trying Vegemite not long after the Men at Work song introduced it to folks in the US. I was pretty young but the salty yeasty taste was numbing

Stop explaining the magic trick, prof!

Today I got a tree from a lot on church property and all proceeds went to a Boy Scout troop so you win this round for sure

Part joking — he was all over the radio throughout my formative years so I do get a time machine effect hearing his song late at night. But mostly his pop success continuing forever just seemed inevitable.

Hang on did I miss a BlueSky Wrapped I don’t know my number

There are only 3 people I’d marry from this site and if you’re not one of them, please stop proposing.

Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)

I think so Brain but how do we rock around the Christmas tree when it's not in the center of the room?

I’ll work out the details later

Late at night with my AirPods in I suddenly get the feeling that if Phil Collins could keep making hit records I could live forever

Oh they totally did

I won't tell anyone when it is my destiny to deliver lampshades by parachute but there will be a precise guidance system to land them on heads of those found to be out of control party guests at heart

2 down 5 to go! 🤣

I gotchoo bestie!

☺️❤️

Go get ‘em!

*exhales loudly* 🫶

I will finish your dead grandma's quilt

- me flirting

Lucky. I’ve got Mr. Roboto stuck in mine

I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back

I mean I am but I do repost every now and then

If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know