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[Sic] Burns

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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

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Love it!

01.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew as I typed it that would happen and I don’t hate it

01.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely violates the Geneva Convention

01.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who up firsting they America

01.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ok so the last thing you’ll hear is there’s a bathroom on the right

01.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You haven’t heard me sing it

01.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think I’ll head to church today just to say the fuck is all this bullshit father Bob

01.03.2026 12:59 — 👍 25    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry if you have a heart attack near me because I only know CCR and Proud Mary’s gonna be the last thing you hear

01.03.2026 12:56 — 👍 150    🔁 44    💬 5    📌 4

I use my great-grandfather’s name at Starbucks so people will look at me like I’m a time-traveler

01.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 59    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0

Ooh you’re right!

01.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m prepared to give my one life for family’s amusement

28.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥹💕

28.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One thing’s for sure I will be demanding that my immediate family call me Supreme Leader unironically, that Yes Chef stuff is played out

28.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 37    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Just need someone to tear a damn flag with their bare hands

28.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sweet talkin will get you nowhere Boo

28.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Call me a old fuddy-duddy but I don’t think this is going to end well

28.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 113    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0

Here’s your hand 👏
Also I’m the “you” referred to in “You Should Hear How She Talks About You” and btw I misread that whole deal so that’s on me

28.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

🎶Fuck this gross land forever🎶

28.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This has no business being on the same list as Watching Scotty Grow

28.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m ready to change this silly Scottish poet handle but I just can’t think of a good pun using Longfellow

28.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

If I let my teeth rot out of my face now, will it make my skeleton more approachable after I am dead?

28.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 63    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.

28.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1084    🔁 410    💬 14    📌 24

Missed that! Just posted it

28.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Smothers Bros Honey House Long Lost Parody
YouTube video by Rick M. Smothers Bros Honey House Long Lost Parody

#AT40
Hey I think it’s kinda funny!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5t1...

28.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smothers Brothers had a skit where a tour guide takes people through the “Honey House” to see all the things in the song and supposedly a lot of people called the network to say how inappropriate it was. Honey wasn’t a real person, people!🤣

28.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Jeez I walk away from #AT40 for a bit only to discover I missed the best song of the week and yes I’m taking Partridge Family here

28.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazing that pop music survived the crime of “Watching Scottie Grow” getting so high on the charts #AT40

28.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Missed connection: we were at a party and our hands touched inside the flaming hot Cheeto bag

28.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 41    🔁 13    💬 7    📌 0

That’s for sure!

28.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This sounds like a weird Pepsi commercial

28.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0