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[Sic] Burns

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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

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Hey Broadway cut the bullshit and make an Air Supply jukebox musical right now you cowards

04.03.2026 05:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I should warn you that will have the opposite effect on me

04.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How I arrived on BlueSky

04.03.2026 05:33 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 4

I shut it off just before actively hating everyone responsible for making it

04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have at it!

04.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time someone posts a skircle without me in it, I say goodbye a little

04.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2

🥹💙

03.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hear me out: a cake you jump into.

03.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 183    🔁 66    💬 16    📌 6

Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!

03.03.2026 21:52 — 👍 251    🔁 60    💬 7    📌 4

My attorney has advised me not to answer that question so I’ll politely decline 😉

03.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you Tillis for being the first Senator to show the correct level of anger and frustration with the Noem clownshow — also you had me at castrated goat

03.03.2026 18:24 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah it started dark and fell off the dark cliff. Example, she’s talking to a disabled daughter who needs some kind of regular infusion, but we don’t see the child, just hear the voice and see some blurry images and extremities. I enjoy weird movies but aw hell no to that.

03.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You are wise beyond your years my friend

03.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You do not want to start a dick-off with me bro

03.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone thinking that Rose Byrne should win an Oscar for that leg kicking movie is basing that on the first 10 minutes because that’s how long anyone can tolerate watching it

03.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

But it looks so yummy and the world is so awful

03.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just practicing my new telling it like it is persona for beach season

03.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Livin in up at the Hotel Indiana
What a nice surprise
Punching racist guys

03.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I have walked in your shoes (as a majority of us all will some day) all I can say is keep your sense of humor and you’ve got this.

03.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thinking out loud here the Ring is a penis ring

03.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to sound like a total dick but I really am a total dick

03.03.2026 16:12 — 👍 40    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0

If some people are born on third base, I was born in the Ticketmaster queue

03.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 81    🔁 22    💬 4    📌 0

Is it bad if nobody can define the word “war” anymore and what happens when I drink this pretty blue liquid on my garage shelf

03.03.2026 14:37 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

Oh Holly!

03.03.2026 12:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh don’t get me started on how I’ll never know where “anywhere” turned out to be on that midnight train

03.03.2026 12:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You may be comforted by “pretty sure” but I am not

03.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey hey have a great one! 🎉🍾🎂

03.03.2026 12:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares.

03.03.2026 10:45 — 👍 99    🔁 33    💬 5    📌 0

🥹

03.03.2026 08:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should call it the Netflix moon because I swear I’ve seen the damn thing before

03.03.2026 08:22 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0