![[Sic] Burns's Avatar](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/bafkreia4kkbeh3p4tpunputyz4esgir6htlt6pt7vlddtufigd77my7bcm@jpeg)
Can’t sleep suddenly realized that Journey never learned who’s cryin’ now and dammit they need closure
03.03.2026 08:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Can’t sleep suddenly realized that Journey never learned who’s cryin’ now and dammit they need closure
03.03.2026 08:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Sometimes late at night I seriously can’t believe the utter nonsense I’ve typed here but I guess I don’t need to tell you that you freaks
03.03.2026 07:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Always appreciate when you bust out a truth shot like this my friend — keep on keepin on
03.03.2026 07:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some say the canaries still work down there, and on true crime nights with no sitcoms you can hear them cry like the phoenix to say just kidding, laughter
03.03.2026 05:40 — 👍 14 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Oh she's pissed..florist advertisement
03.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0These are my sons, Spritle and Chim-Chim
03.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 2Yep: Redford, Hackman, Duvall, Keaton, Reiner, Swit… 😞
02.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wash my hair with shampoo because using realpoo would be disgusting
02.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 155 🔁 38 💬 12 📌 1Just watched last night’s In Memoriam video from the Actors Awards and dammit I did not need that photographic reminder that the past year has been extinction-level shitty
02.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0We did everything we could to save your son but unfortunately he had already lost too much blood and could not be revived now check out these new drapes separating our ER rooms only the best here
02.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hey sometimes you have to let a little squirter through to liven things up at the neighborhood swingers club
02.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Have at it but don’t bring it back when your fingers turn green
02.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love that scene in The Great Gatsby when super rich Daisy Buchanan asks what do people plan and anyway we are so fucked
02.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s OK I’ll get my grumpy back soon enough 😁
02.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no Shatner’s grandfathered in
02.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aw Trick you make me wanna be a better imaginary man 🥹
02.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1Quit ruining my perfectly bad mood, Daisy 🙃
02.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh psh-shah
02.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If ayatollah you once, ayatollah you a thousand times
02.03.2026 13:35 — 👍 106 🔁 18 💬 7 📌 0“im still garth,” i whisper to myself, watching a 37 y/o SNL sketch on my dvr
02.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 43 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
I would do anything for love
But I won’t do that (make the bed)
Jeez at this point I’d take Louis the joyful alcoholic, alive or dead
02.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0strengths: pouring wine in the dark
02.03.2026 11:36 — 👍 100 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 0I don’t fear death, just being summarized reductively.
02.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Just watched the first Love is Blind post-engagement resort trip ep and I haven’t seen that many regretful glances since our day-after-prom trip to the local zoo
02.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Let’s go to DEFCON 4
02.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quick activate a Scientology rumor!
02.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh shit I missed it, and I’m guessing it was one fine party!
02.03.2026 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@imwintersmom.bsky.social sorry i’m late! happy, happy birthday 🎉🫶🏻🥳😘
02.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Oh she’s totally running because she didn’t specify which side was being evil
02.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0