I know the internet is officially dead because I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why chainsaws are gay and nobody can explain it
03.03.2026 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know the internet is officially dead because I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why chainsaws are gay and nobody can explain it
03.03.2026 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do all yoga studios have the exact same horrific vibe?
02.03.2026 20:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just made coconut rice in my rice cooker! my house smells amazing
24.02.2026 20:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a daily pusher of a wheelchair, trust me, this is a very big deal
24.02.2026 18:26 β π 575 π 76 π¬ 3 π 1
Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about it at this point.
Also I will always say 'goodbye' at the end of a voice note.
yep, we got elective credit for it
18.02.2026 03:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Children who *deserve* a great education" rex foundation really giving it away #RexComus
18.02.2026 03:12 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Please please please please let Shia LaBeouf crash this shit. #rexcomus
18.02.2026 02:06 β π 95 π 19 π¬ 6 π 4I meant the 500 words a day thing, sorry I'm new to Blue sky π
13.02.2026 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry, kid, the government cancelled research into a cure for your disease. The man who swims in sewage and snorts cocaine in public restrooms said it's bad for you. Besides, there's no money now that we're locking up your friend's parents and the guys who mowed our lawn.
13.02.2026 18:16 β π 879 π 237 π¬ 8 π 1
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
This is such a great idea
13.02.2026 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
My 'panic buying groceries the weekend before Mardi Gras' has hit new, absurd heights this year.
Anyways, I'll be eating buffalo chicken dip and aloe juice for the next week or so.
I always feel like she should have to change her profile picture, she is so hateful.
13.02.2026 19:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huge day to be gay and unemployed
09.02.2026 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
our nationβs first crust punk congressperson being a radical centrist makes a TON of sense actually
02.02.2026 17:15 β π 947 π 141 π¬ 13 π 2Barely been able to leave my house this carnival season, but I still found king cake in my hair this morning
02.02.2026 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Silent Hill is a linear video game with five ending options. Yet we as a society cannot have a decent film adaptation
23.01.2026 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm convinced 'slow burn' books are actually trying to kill me
22.01.2026 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesnβt make that a reality for millions of children.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Googling, "what foods to eat when you're sick" and scrolling until I hit pizza
18.01.2026 02:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just bought a nice one from Costco π
09.01.2026 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sad af but got a blowout today so no one will ever know.
09.01.2026 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The murder of Renee Nicole Good also demonstrates another obvious and terrible truth that the Movement for Black Lives have tried to tell America about state violence: there's never been a such thing as a perfect victim
08.01.2026 01:33 β π 657 π 165 π¬ 1 π 3This right here is why marriage equality matters. She had a wife. They have a child. Why should this child also lose their other parent who was raising them?
08.01.2026 02:43 β π 137 π 30 π¬ 2 π 0Yes
07.01.2026 07:19 β π 5455 π 1508 π¬ 23 π 33Truly. I need all non-Black folk to understand that your surprise at how Good is being handled and her death is being laundered right now is an indictment of your understanding and belief in things Black folk have been saying for your whole life. You cannot both believe us and be surprised by this.
08.01.2026 01:37 β π 703 π 205 π¬ 13 π 3God, I miss Blogspot missascene.blogspot.com/2015/04/symp...
08.01.2026 04:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My sweet little rescue dog has refused to sleep on anything soft for the 4 months I've had her. Today she curled up into her dog bed all on her own!
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