Shoshin Boy

White people love Benihanas (I’m white people)

“Clearly we’re homies, you invited me to the symphony” - Something I literally just said right now

Straight Edge Fidlar

I feel like a good rap line would be something like, “on Natalie’s dick like Moby,” as a literary reference to not only Herman Melville’s seminal work but also to electronic dance musician Moby being real creepy towards Natalie Portman.

I wanna see a movie where Captain America becomes a teacher in an inner city school and teaches a bunch of kid how to cheat on the SAT

Looking forward to the Giants v. Mets NLCS

Lowkey kinda crazy how I take my ADHD medication and all of a sudden it doesn’t feel like time is just melting away and I seemingly have control over how I regulate my attention…

I’m seeing a 10:30pm 4DX showing of Mickey 17 by myself and there’s no way these employees don’t think I’m high as fuck.

You know the diner’s good when the waiter laughs at you for ordering your steak rare

Here’s a video I made about a sick move Ura hit in the last basho since we can post videos longer than a minute now.

I literally posted this edited down version hours before they expanded videos to 3 minutes…

Trying to figure out where to fit in on this site cause I miss the old Twitter before it became a hellsite and I’ve lost the part of brain that wants to post funny lil jokes. Toying with the idea of posting my videos here early cause it feels lower stakes and more fun, but there’s a 60 sec limit

I desperately need people to buy calendars from 1997…

It can be hard to find but I’ve got it on my plex (I swear this movie is the one thing I’ll actively proselytize lol)

I remember this song being on the NCAA 2006 Soundtrack, maybe the best video game soundtrack ever

Have you seen 0.5mm? It might fall into category 2. It stars Sakura Ando is directed by her sister Momoko. It’s honestly not thaaaat weird but it’s my favorite movie in the world and I have to recommend any chance I get

Who’s your team? If you’re ever in SF, I’m a member of the Celtic club out here

Was it incredibly hurtful when someone told me point blank they “liked me better” when I’m on my ADHD medication?

Yes

Do I kinda like myself better when I’m on my ADHD medication?

Also yes.

A lot of people don’t know the Black Eyed Peas recorded another version of Let’s Get it Started with VERY different lyrics.

Are you fucking kidding me? Two bands I thought I’d never see live, holy shit

Okay, I was on the fence about going but this might actually convince me

while we’re on the topic of tiktok privacy concerns, reminder that meta turns over private DMs and data to the police that has been used to prosecute a young woman for getting an abortion as a teenager

See you on the other side, I guess?

Woke up from a dream where I was violently attacked by an emu outside an A&W. There’s gotta be a deeper meaning here, right?

Simpsons spoof of Twin Peaks

Another Simpsons spoof of Twin Peaks

The Elephant Man in The Simpsons

David Lynch - forever and always, fix your hearts or die

Wait, people are starting to follow me here, does that mean I have to actually tweet… I mean Bluesky… I mean post

Last night I saw the aftermath of multiple cop cars running over their own spike strips, I literally cannot think of a more obvious metaphor for policing in this country.

I understand a hospital is an inappropriate place to insert myself into a conversation about Weird Al. Please applaud my strength of will.