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Lori Alpert

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Reader of mostly genre fiction, sometime crocheter, likes history and musical theater (she/her)

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Another coworker (friend of my dadโ€™s) thought the other guy was ridiculous. He also said that he was once on bread and water (a couple days in the brigโ€”he got on really well in the navy) and was allowed to add condiments to the water. It was not soup/food.

I can only imagine what heโ€™d say now!

01.03.2026 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A former coworker at an older job (decades ago) once told me that kids wouldnโ€™t starve. I forget all the reasons he said, but the kids could take money from their momโ€™s purse. If not, they could steal ketchup packages from fast food places to add to water to make soup.

Nothing about young kids.

01.03.2026 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michelle's books are pure magic

01.03.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, youโ€™re talking about the people who are running a military engagement from a curtained room in a resort? Not sure such unsecured devices are anywhere near their radar.

01.03.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The idea of a legislative body representing the population having the ability to check the ultimate power of a countryโ€™s leader sounds really neat. Someone should write that down.

28.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3093    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5212    ๐Ÿ” 1125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war.

Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.

28.02.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5340    ๐Ÿ” 1307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city โ€” you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders.ย You will be safe here.

28.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9783    ๐Ÿ” 1402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

โ€œAdditionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city โ€” you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders.ย You will be safe here.โ€

Thread:

28.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s military strikes on Iran โ€” carried out by the United States and Israel โ€” mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

28.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16823    ๐Ÿ” 3515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 169    ๐Ÿ“Œ 211

Iโ€™d really rather trust an experienced nurse.

27.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the things nurses put in their new contract (at least mentioned for one hospital) was that they were allowed to overrule AI recommendations.

27.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
5 images with text overlay from a press conference where Mayor Mamdani speaks at a podium, and children speak at a tiny podium. 

Image 1 with Mayor Mamdani speaking reads: TODAY is the application deadline for FREE 3-K & Pre-K.

Image 2 with Mayor Mamdani speaking reads: There are 3 ways to apply:

Image 3 with a child speaking reads: Online:
myschools.nyc

Image 4 with a child speaking reads: By phone:
718-935-2009

Image 5 with a child speaking reads: In person at any Family Welcome Center

5 images with text overlay from a press conference where Mayor Mamdani speaks at a podium, and children speak at a tiny podium. Image 1 with Mayor Mamdani speaking reads: TODAY is the application deadline for FREE 3-K & Pre-K. Image 2 with Mayor Mamdani speaking reads: There are 3 ways to apply: Image 3 with a child speaking reads: Online: myschools.nyc Image 4 with a child speaking reads: By phone: 718-935-2009 Image 5 with a child speaking reads: In person at any Family Welcome Center

TODAY is the deadline to apply for FREE 3-K and Pre-K for fall 2026!

If your child turns 3 or 4 this year, they are guaranteed a spot as long as you apply by 11:59 p.m. tonight, February 27.
ย 
Sign up now to save $26,000 on childcare: myschools.nyc

27.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 690    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Mamdani pitched Trump on building massive housing development in Sunnyside, Queens Sources tell Gothamist that Mayor Zohran Mamdani spoke with President Donald Trump about reviving a plan to build 12,000 housing units over the railyard in Sunnyside.

Mamdani met with Trump today to pitch the 12K-unit Sunnyside Yards project in Western Queens

NYC released a final plan for the $14B project days before the pandemic hit in Mar 2020. Then it withered

It needs federal OK and $$$

Scoop for @wnyc.org and @gothamist.com gothamist.com/news/mamdani...

27.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

26.02.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10613    ๐Ÿ” 1640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128    ๐Ÿ“Œ 292

There is no special category of โ€œjunk foodโ€ that is responsible for everybodyโ€™s weight.

โ€œTV adsโ€ are something many, many people hardly ever see anymore.

Addressing problems in the corporate food industry is a great idea. But โ€œthey make cookies seem delicious!โ€ is not the main issue.

27.02.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 349    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A stack of thin pink books that say OBSTETRIX * Naomi Kritzer on the spine.

A stack of thin pink books that say OBSTETRIX * Naomi Kritzer on the spine.

HEY, I AM DOING ANOTHER FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS! AND GIVING AWAY ANOTHER SIGNED ARC (Advance Review Copy) OF OBSTETRIX!!!

YOU COULD GET TO READ IT EARLY (it doesn't come out until June) AND HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES STAY HOUSED!!!!

24.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 392    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

I preferred Netflix.

27.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad used to bring home Life Magazine. I remember one issue about this subject. But no, I would not guess that from the cover or title.

26.02.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a postcard from Carvana advertising their car selling services. The photo on the front is โ€œyou sold your car!โ€ Car is a 2024 Tesla Model Y.

26.02.2026 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.

Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

26.02.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13895    ๐Ÿ” 2072    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 326    ๐Ÿ“Œ 437

Sorry!

26.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d forgotten that show. As soon as you mentioned it, I thought John Cullum. And yes, he was a replacement.

26.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every Brilliant Thing | Daniel Radcliffe | Official Broadway Tickets Tony Awardยฎ winner Daniel Radcliffe returns to the stage in Every Brilliant Thing. The cult hit is finally coming to Broadway. Now on Broadway for 13 weeks only.

I really like where he is these days. And he doesnโ€™t have a problem finding work.

Oh, wait, heโ€™s probably in NYC these days. Iโ€™ve been seeing ads for this (and the Tracy Morgan show):

everybrilliantthing.com

25.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have started ignoring so many books now, whereas for a bit I was checking them out. The titles and covers all blur together. Descriptions of the books, too.

25.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was the year behind me.

Oh, and I ended up seeing 13 Going on 30, and recognized the director as someone from my class.

25.02.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He needs to earn some money to support his Broadway habit. But the stuff he picks looks fun.

25.02.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think he went to a friendโ€™s brotherโ€™s school. My friend insisted we had to see the movie.

25.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew her in high school. She was really nice, too. She wanted to be an actress, and was auditioning for parts (and commercials).

25.02.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I remember when my cousin told me. It was about Queen Elizabeth I, so that was extra cool.

25.02.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0