rattlegoat

Sometimes at work I’ll dance like these guys around my coworkers, but ONLY in their peripheral vision. I stop when they look. It makes them feel insane. One of them threw up and had to go home because he felt like he was going crazy

06.06.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shhh my podcast is on *asks chatGPT to repeat 50 z’s with no spaces on the voice chat*

30.05.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look into the eyes of this fearsome creature and risk the assimilation of your soul into its hive mind.

16.05.2025 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting added to a gc to find out it consists of about 24 perfect clones of me, and they’re all trying to get my real birthdate so they can become the original me, but it turns out I’m not actually sure if I’m the original or not

16.05.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is my office job talking about “TBD”? I think it means “Terrifying Beast of Darkness” and I don’t know what I did to deserve its presence. I’m scared

16.05.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear Apple.

My iPhone doesn’t need to levitate. It doesn’t need to glow brighter than a thousand suns. And it certainly does not need to generate horrific sticky black goop that gives me a sense impending annihilation that ultimately never comes to be, giving me constant anxiety. No more features!

11.04.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope y’all are DOCUMENTING my every move like a RARE LAB SPECIMEN cause one day im gonna POP like a BALLOON and you’ll see what’s inside

rttlgt

08.03.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0