Simon the Most High

sticker WIP… do you know her???

Oh shoot! Sorry if I misspelled! I made sure my contact info for you is correct now

Two leaping hares.

You were once wild here.
Don't let them tame you.
Isadora Duncan

Yeah this was gonna be my suggestion. Gotta get emotionally attached to the 60 hour audio books!

I’m glad to see you are a creature of culture

Tardigrade, whale shark, manta ray, axolotl, capybara. I love me a good little weirdo!

My libido has two modes: zip and “too horny to sleep for days on end” and I wish it could just pick a lane

WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.

details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...

Some fuck toast as a late night snack

I once asked my ex not to pick his now and eat the boogers in front of me, it made me not want to put my mouth on his after watching a few of those, and he yelled at me for “trying to change him” and that it was “just who he was and I had to live with it.” Idk why I didn’t walk out then and there.

Being in a relationship with an emotionally mature person who cares for me is WILD after the abusive nonsense my ex always threw at me. What do you mean I can express a differing viewpoint on their stance and have them LISTEN and RESPECT me instead of insulting me and my views?!? Amazing.

The Mistborn series is really good! I pressured Bear into listening to it and he had a good time, too! Also, Gideon the Ninth (necromancer lesbians in space) and Someone You Can Build a Nest In

🫧💘 sea angel~☆*.｡.:*☆
♡ #tattoo ♡ #art ♡

Christmas season starting out strong! Hand made wreathes, good company, beautiful walks. Who could want more

Four part comic of a sci fi lab where would scientists are attacked by an alien and leave a bloody handprints on the window... that the alient when turns into a turkey and writes happy Thanksgiving. Credit to @skeleton_claw

Those colors are *chef’s kiss*

Gah I’m so glad I’ve been able to get Yumi and the Nightmare Painter on Libby again! It’s such a nice book and love letter to (human) visual artists

Snowbirds
#kaseyart

So I’m ace but I also… kinda want someone to treat me disrespectfully in bed… 😅

Science Museum
(2025)

Oil painting of two nautili and one allonautilus on a blue gradient background with patches of copper mica. Each cephalopod has an atomic diagram around it like a halo.

Have you ever heard of an allonautilus? The fuzzy sea peach at the top of my oil painting is the extremely rare allonautlius. Its only been documented in the wild a couple of times.

*more in comments*

#nautilus #allonautilus #marinelife #cephalopods #wildlifeart #oilpainting 🐡 🦑 #deepseamining

My uv reactive tiny painting that’s gonna be my Christmas tree ornament for the year

I need to do more with this coloring style

Omg I love this! Great style

Plus it would do sooooo much to eliminate domestic abuse! So many abused people literally can’t leave without risking losing having a home or food to say nothing of their safety from repercussion.

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."

Um big yes to that, actually! I don’t know a lot about pottery, my parents are buying me a clay throwing class for the holidays cause I’ve been weirdly interested in learning for the last 6 months or so, so I would love love love to be able to!

Whoa that’s so cool!