Simon the Most High

I’m working on cutting calories so I guess it’s time to swap the wine out for whiskey!

requiem for vanished birdsong

I was feeling salty and spicy about shit (cause it’s the end of winter and my brain hates it) and was in a bit of a spiral until I remembered living out of spite. Enjoying my life out of spite. When you know for a fact the people who hurt you flip out when you’re happy, it makes it even better.

Has working out more made me confident enough to rock a bandeau top this summer?!? Stay tuned to find out

"This Cat Was Special"

This is my second favorite piece ever and I want more people to see it. This took MONTHS to make so I literally can’t afford to make this kind of stuff often. If you wanna see more of this idk, let me know or buy a print.

*snorts a line of coke* Girl dinner

What flavor is your fursona?

CFT raffle just opened! Time to cross my fingers that all my wonderful friends can make it in!

Omg, love this film!

Just a reminder that this is coming up next month. I think its going to be a pretty good time for those that come. The venue has really good coffee, teas and wine and we will have a little stage setup to preform on. I'll be playing along with a few friends.

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Saniderm free shots from the artist:

My newest tattoo! I used to stare at this page in “The Little Mouse, the Red Ripe Strawberry, and the Big Hungry Bear” and it’s still my favorite page when I read it to the kids at work. My artist drew up a beautiful homage to the original and I’m just thrilled with how it came out!

I can’t get over how my friend’s all genuinely look after each other’s safety. Weird, drunk guy being too intense at the bar? We all keep an eye on him. Someone heads home? They better let us know when they’re home safe. Community care is the best

Wow! Definitely gonna have to check these out later! Maybe when I’m not at work…

A photo of my hand holding a whale fall iron on patch design. The whale skeleton is surrounded by various deep sea animals such as octopuses, hagfish, chimeras, a crab, and a deep sea isopod. They are surrounded by a dark blue, almost black, background. The photo is taken in front of a colorful bush with many shades of red and green leaves.

New whale fall patches just got added to my site, along with 4 other new patch designs!

🐋 shop.fossilforager.art

This was a WILD read! I really enjoyed it and… have no idea who to recommend it to, lol

Oh nooooooooo 😩

If you’ve ever wished that The Thing was a porno then boy do I have a book recommendation for you

I’ve never been but have always wanted to go to the La Brea Tar Pits to check out all the ice age critters there

Aaaah yeah that sounds amazingggg. I’m gonna need to see if they’re doing more of those shows!

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS

Whoa that sounds awesome! Love Alan Watts and also science museums

@markeydc.bsky.social #original #ArtYear #art @bsky.art #whales

Real monster fucker hours over here

I think it says a lot about me that I’m much more attracted to Walton Goggins as the Ghoul in Fallout than I am to him as Rick in White Lotus

My smoke detector freaks out when I open the hot oven (or even toaster oven) but does nothing when there is an actual smoking pan filling the kitchen with smoke? Whyyyyyy