dr. perky 🥤

Doorbell camera image of a tyrannosaurid dinosaur at night

Every other monster collector series: Our mascot character shall be cute and friendly-looking so that we can easily make it into toys and sell them.

Fossil Fighters:

"also let's put two in the same room"

"yeah let's design an enemy that can reach across the whole room to hit you in the game where you move like a guy failing his sobriety test"

i've come to the conclusion that capcom devs are evil

a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a collar that says " purple heart " Alt: jetstream sam thinking

y'shtola realizing she sees runar as family and ending up with zero

i'm mostly indifferent to him but i get annoyed any time they try to push the romance thing because he has basically nothing else going on outside of that

they want us to like runar so bad 💀

Y’shtola’s story!

i get why but i think some people sound a little too much like a no-true-scotsman

ok the last one isn't really heavensward's fault

in heavensward the greatest roles a woman can have are:

- dying in a man's tragic backstory

- dying so the men she traveled with will feel sad

- being a man's sidekick

- starting a character arc (😀) that still hasn't been resolved four expansions later (😦)

haurchefant greystone

ysayle dangoulain

not a female character but haurchefant has the same backstory as hilda except it's even worse because they made his dad a nice guy and his stepmom who got cheated on evil. that stuff and what they did to ysayle mean heavensward wins the misogyny contest

Raha

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I think now is a good time to dig this one up again..... I love the Exarch so much....

#ffxiv #crystalexarch

Hello. Here’s every chronicles of light volume 2 illustration in order !

lyse hext

"we're giving your role as fordola's foil to a guy. sorry"

ftm counterpart to this would be:

- "a reverse trap!"

- "an omega!"

- "the only male of his species!"

- "that's not very feminist of you... she just wants to be a guy because being a girl sucks. also she's gotta start wearing dresses because let women be feminine!"

- "a c[REDACTED]!"

a close up of a woman wearing glasses and a tan shirt Alt: old lady screaming like a demon of hell

got jumpscared by steve screaming

y'shtola gets her own tier because she has more screen time than the "you exist" characters but a lot of it feels... empty?

hilda ware

"your mom was good because she forgave the man who exploited her"

livia sas junius

"you're in love with your adoptive dad? wanna explore how he possibly enabled or even encouraged that? well too bad, also it's your fault he wasn't closer to these orphans"

yugiri mistwalker

yotsuyu goe brutus

"hey you know that victim of extreme misogyny in the place you, a woman, left home to fight for? yeah let's do next to nothing between you two and have one of the men bond with her instead"

great tier: alisaie, fordola, gaia, ryne, venat good tier: merlwyb, meteion, tataru alright tier: edda, dulia-chai, lucia, lyna, matoya, nanamo, nidhana, tesleen, tiamat "you exist" tier: cirina, f'lhammin, hilda, kan-e-senna, livia, m'naago, sadu "deserved a better story" tier: krile, lyse, sphene, wuk lamat, yugiri, zero fridged tier: cahciua, minfilia, moenbryda, yotsuyu, ysayle y'shtola tier: y'shtola

ffxiv female character writing tier list

#ffxiv weird cat

"what if you had to hide your true gender...? 😢"

yeah what if?

also a lot of writers would rather make a cis character who had to live as the other gender for an extended period of time than just make a trans character

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banning jesse singal

Learning that the CEO of this website reads books from the middle to skip the "boring" parts really clarified the whole project for me tbh.