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Lord Paul Crowder ACE

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I Direct and Edit docs. Emmy, ACE winner, Grammy Nom. Chelsea Faithful. Youth footy referee. Drummer The Automatics, previously The Adventures, Flogging Molly.

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Chelsea didn’t lay a glove on the Gooners. It was a pathetic performance.

04.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who?

25.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

25.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

95% of them. And the owners.

24.01.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no!! A player who never plays won’t be available? WHAT AM US TO DO???!!!

23.01.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It helped with the next lego building.

18.01.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s about as strong as a wet tissue.

17.01.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smell my cheese, you mother!!

15.01.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s gone in the summer.

07.01.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Garnacho more like

07.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And O’Neill will be next in line for the Chelsea gig!

07.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

8 from 19 this season. 40%.

04.01.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Win rate this season? 8 from 19.
His win rate was boosted by the Micky Mouse Conference League games against minows. False positive.

04.01.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The offside law is ridiculous theses days. Where’s the advantage gained? #cpltot #epl

28.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m as livid today as I was post match. There isn’t a single thing about this club right now I can get behind. Not one player. We were ok in the first half, but had 3 shots on target. Other shots all from outside the box. We’re just bang average. 90% of squad is Championship level. Some project!

28.12.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Example? I remember Chick Hern talking about the β€œThe fridge door is closed and the jellos jiggling” But no player made a β€œpersonal” thing about a cold celebration. β€œIF” they did a similar variation I’ve not seen nor remember it in NBA. Regardless Cole has made it his own. Owns the copyright. Pay Up

22.12.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn’t steal from hundreds, ya Wally. Rogers was the first to do it… Cole (cold) Palmer asked him if he could do it, they’re mates. Cole made it is own. Others started doing it, and Cole copyrighted it. It’s a winners celebration. As a gooner you wouldn’t know anything about that.

22.12.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The point is for EA sports etc who add these celebrations to their games, Cole gets paid. Many MLB and NFL players have done the celebration too.

22.12.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜IF’ Pep leaves. Why would they go for a still much unproven coach?
This is mere speculation created by Jorges Mendes.

18.12.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in overalls is laughing while looking at a woman in a room . ALT: a man in overalls is laughing while looking at a woman in a room .
17.12.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK TODD BOEHLY
FUCK EGHBALI
FUCK BLUECO AS A LABEL AND AS A MOTHERFUCKING CREW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CLUB AND SELL TO SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO WIN SOMETHING BESIDES A THIRD-TIER UEFA COMPETITION OR THE FAKE TRUMP CUP ONE DAY, YOU USELESS PRIVATE EQUITY SHITWEASELS

09.12.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Delap and Joao are, like Maresca, not of the quietly needed.

08.12.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He changes too much. Especially the back line. He’s just too inexperienced. Too stubborn, dare I say, too Italian in that regard? I don’t feel like he has the knowhow to take us to the level required to compete at the top level. Which probably suits the owners. Trophies are not a priority.

08.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bollocks, there’s a high of 82 today. We’re going to the beach.

10.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1st two albums were the only good ones.

01.11.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was 4-0

16.10.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gusto got very lucky! He’s fucking gash as a defender. Clueless!

28.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normal contact after a fifty fifty ball… it’s a contact sport. Stop whining and learn the laws of the game. The correct call!

28.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn’t cost us any goals…unlike you know who!

25.09.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s still better than Dirty Sanchez

23.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0