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Tik tok i miss u😭😭

I plan on falling in love to the point of no return this year

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I definitely forgot I had this app……

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I could be so drunk that I sleep with all my makeup on and I’ll still wrap my hair

I really think that people who don’t tip are fucking bums and losers.

I know my family tired of me watching Wicked. 😧

I think that’s most likely it because coochie don’t come in size XXS 😂

I’d take your dreams and make them multiply. 🖤

Is it a panty liner?

Get on your knees and grease my feet 🗣️

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider

Girls go to college to get more knowledge

And I’ll never forgive you bean for brains c00ns for how yall treated Blue Ivy.

#moodboard

No one talks about how sensitive a Taurus’ sense of smell is. I was gagging yesterday because I caught a whiff of Taco Bell.

Drake in your top 5 is also just as horrifying.

If I say post-pandemic Taylor Swift shouldn’t be in your top 5 #spotifywrapped will *that group of people* jump me?

Never beating the just a girl allegations…. #spotifywrapped

Billboard to announce the #1 pop star of the 21st century tomorrow.

a young girl is screaming with her mouth wide open . ALT: a young girl is screaming with her mouth wide open .

IT’S MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED AND I NEED IT NOW!

That super trendy nail color everyone is getting for fall

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Me at work, not working...

I hate when the closest show is MetLife. Like PLEASE CHOOSE MSG OR BARCLAYS INSTEAD WHO TF WANTS TO GO TO NEW JERSEY????????

Alex Consani becomes the first transgender woman to win Model of the Year at the 2024 Fashion Awards.

Don’t tell coworkers your business, don’t gossip about coworkers bc the moment they can use it against you they will.