Alex P

I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works.

It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.

it fucken WIMDY

"palous still him" should be fine tbh

Fare dodgers targeted as train ticket refund rules are tightened In a bid to clamp down on ticket fraud that costs the railways millions each year, the government has quietly changed the rules on claiming refunds for unused train tickets.

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE!
On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules.
Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel.
If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on £100+ tickets.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...

It's so difficult having morals. I could be absolutely minted if I sold my eyhics

It is always one of my favourite moments seeing everyone else's reactions to chaos

Oddish was in scarlet and violet DLC 👀

👀

No better feeling

Alex Palou is just otherworldly

Hah Ferucci in the wall. Get wrecked bozo

British people moving back from Dubai should be taxed at 100% until we’ve made up the difference

the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default

“I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck

great shit

Now this is my kind of crossover

I thought Keir’s best speech during the GE campaign was his speech on not being able to afford the little things that bring us joy. Really baffled me that he’s trying to paint Hannah as such an extremist when she has essentially given a more articulate version of one of his own GE speeches

Yesterday was the biggest Pokémon Day we have ever had on Serebii, and even beat out the launch days for Pokémon X & Y and Pokémon Sun & Moon, which is nuts.

I can't thank you enough for all of your support; I always worry with Pokémon Day coverage, especially when I'm away.

yayyy get ready to cry

Yeah, having now slept on it properly, it is weird that no losing parties statement really reckons with why people might have chosen the Greens and instead they all chose to blame sectarianism. It does suggest that they still don't really recognise people who vote Green as, you know, real people.

Oh no Step-Dondozo how'd you get stuck in there?!

Yeah if they've made a competitive battle simulator used for official tournaments pay to win then I'm really concerned

Hope it wasn't a zombie

Just ignore that bump in the corridor 👀

This 'correction' from @lewisgoodall.com regarding accusations from Reform and the Conservatives that the Greens engaged in sectarianism, deserves to be widely read.

#c4news

BREAKING: it appears that the MHRA, in control of the UK puberty blocker trial, appointed a senior officer who had previously mocked supporters of trans rights online.

Recusal is not enough here. He and those responsible for appointing him should resign.

How can trans people trust them now?

To be absolutely clear: this is the lowest percentage of the vote in a by-election for the Conservatives or Tories since the party was founded at the time of the Glorious Revolution in 1689.

Labour MP Ian Byrne: "The lines from the PM and Cabinet today essentially labelling the Green Party as extremist is appalling, desperate and frankly embarrassing.

"It also makes very clear that the leadership has zero understanding of where it has been going wrong."

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Serebii Update: It is confirmed that you get the Mystic Ticket and Aurora Ticket in Pokemon FireRed & LeafGreen after entering the Hall of Fame on Nintendo Switch www.serebii.net/index2.shtml

A close-up of the Pokémon Browt's angry face.

u fuckin wot mate