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Wyatt The Damned

@wazpranger.bsky.social

I'm Wyatt, I write about Cartoons! Robots, Riders, and Goku. Host of Cartoon Buffoons YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs8Ckpbm7v3D3lhH4E3GvVQ Patreon: https://patreon.com/user?u=201319

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When there is an indie game with cool mechas but its a deck building roguelike

29.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot fucking believe this is real even a day later

29.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hex Girls from Scooby Doo are the Powerline for Goths.

29.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They are cute, but I honestly think even Callum/Serena had more spice and that is dark. I don't wanna be positive towards the characters in XY!

29.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lida and Naveen are so good they make up for the void of character that is bland wonder bread ass Taunie

29.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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canari's number one fan

29.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"yeah this doesn't sound at all like a normal person's inflection, great work that's the take." -90% of working voice acting directors, I assume.

29.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"sorry sorry could we get one more of those? it wasn't giving us enough musical.ly era homestuck cosplayer. okay guys, let's take the horrors of war scene from the top one more time."

29.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

call her Rita Repulsa the way she make my monster grow

29.10.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

please, anything helps, i need to pick up my meds either today or tomorrow. literally anything. i'm so close to getting out of my hole when i start work on the 10th, please help x

29.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steven watches in horror from the top of his stairs as a corrupted Amethyst, bestial in form with a whip-like gem-studded tail, sits on his bed tearing apart one of his toys--Mr. Queasy to be specific.

Steven watches in horror from the top of his stairs as a corrupted Amethyst, bestial in form with a whip-like gem-studded tail, sits on his bed tearing apart one of his toys--Mr. Queasy to be specific.

#StevenUniverse #Amethyst

29.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 755    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

100% You have to be the dumbest mother fucker in the world to not think a GAMING YOUTUBER has ever come across anti-Woke talking points and racist dogwhistles directly after he used them to make the EXACT points those anti-Woke culture warriors always make

29.10.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi and welcome to my post-mortem on why we did not take over Steam’s marketshare.

Slide #1: We did not tell anyone we were trying to do this.

Sorry, guys. This one is on me. I honestly just forgot. Like, I had it as a reminder on my phone, but it was there for so long, I just ignored it. Whoops.

29.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 674    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Post by Shesez who unironically pays for Twitter saying "Full transparency, I was uninformed that terms like "agenda" and "DEI" are words used as weapons against minorities. Peoples comments got me up to speed on how this was a terribly ignorant thing to tweet and i really am sorry to anyone affected by it. If people need to know where i stand on the subject. I appreciate diversity in games and I especially love narratives are written with the experiences of folks who are different from my own."

Post by Shesez who unironically pays for Twitter saying "Full transparency, I was uninformed that terms like "agenda" and "DEI" are words used as weapons against minorities. Peoples comments got me up to speed on how this was a terribly ignorant thing to tweet and i really am sorry to anyone affected by it. If people need to know where i stand on the subject. I appreciate diversity in games and I especially love narratives are written with the experiences of folks who are different from my own."

The followup is too funny

"So I know I name-dropped Sweet Baby Inc, DEI and agendas and said diversity sucks, but actually I have never heard any of these words before in my life and diversity is real neato"

I wonder which of his collaborators told him he was never working with them again

29.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 663    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 11

This is so fucking fucked

29.10.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She told me she could beat them up in a fight, but that's the only way she knows how to solve any problem smh πŸ˜”

29.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I AM A PROPHET.

29.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 586    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

We got bullshit ass Casper's Scare School and not this!?

29.10.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly kinda mad we never got that Scary Godmother TV Series we deserved

29.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit they're so fucking stupid, oh my god

29.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

"250x bigger and lost" is pretty insane. Imagine 250 Steam competitors all spinning their wheels

And it's not like the labor is crap. It's not like thousands and thousands of people did their job wrong

They had shit captains who will experience no repercussions for Shadow Realming billions of $$$

28.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1725    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8
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New feature! After questions were raised regarding the Portuguese translation of Nintendo Dream's recent article about #MetroidPrime4Beyond, we asked our translator Darts to re-translate it and set the record straight on what it said.

#OperationMetroidPrime4

shinesparkers.net/feature-metr...

28.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s only one thing that can solve a crashed truckload of sick monkeys. We need to send in a crashed truckload of gorilla doctors

28.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

*Nintendo Youtuber voice* But to explain THAT I think I'm gonna need a little help 😏😏😏
*hard cut to a face cam of someone you've never seen in your entire life*

28.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 547    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

28.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12710    πŸ” 2907    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 90
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the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

28.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1312    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.

Battle Kitty, deleted Netflix interactive kids show!!!!

(I can hear this GIF)

28.10.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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