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Yellow lab wearing small apron that says "taste tester" on the front with a small oven mit in the apron's pocket

testing a lot of tastes

Up and ready to barely survive the day

I'm not Catholic, but I can relate to the same extreme guilt complex

Saying, "They certainly dont make them like they used to." As I sigh, while watching my the less than 5 day old refrigerator leak a bunch of water from the door dispenser

maybe I should start posting about blow jobs again

I regret the years I looked up to you because now looking back at that time, I look down on me

me: *reading* "2016 was almost a decade ago"

me: *chucks phone across the room*

I'm not part of the problem or part of the solution. I'm a secret 3rd thing.

do you ever even wear real pants, bro?

I tried to be:
a horse girl
a book nerd
a sports girl
a popular girl
a theatre chick
an artist
a dancer

I turned into:
a chronic illness girl

Used to be a headache girl but now a stomachache girl

I'm so sick of all the what- about-ism

If I'm trying to talk to you about any one particular thing and you immediately interject with "Well what about..." I'm just ending the convo and walking away

Two wooden rectangle magnets with the words "Look what [child's name] made" engraved into them. Each magnet is holding up artwork drawn by each child on a refrigerator.

finished my very first laser engraver project :) I made magnets for my friend's kids for their refrigerator artwork

when you can hear your neighbors screaming at each other but can't quite make out what they are fighting about 👎

hope I never run into anyone I know irl in this place either