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with sony announcing its' return to exclusives i had to go check my favorite wikipedia article, "Category: Playstation 5-only games". The PS5 currently has three games, and you can only buy two of them.

04.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today would've been Ollie's 10th birthday. It's still really hard for me to accept that he's gone. I don't know that I'll ever really be able to. I try to remember all of the moments we shared, and the impossible bond we had. Happy birthday Ollie.

03.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jaramy.

03.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

01.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 4757    🔁 1357    💬 288    📌 214

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

01.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 5651    🔁 1704    💬 200    📌 73

Can't stop thinking about the white girl who did the gay finger pinching thing to me and kingsley as she drove by and saw us holding hands

01.03.2026 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 22507    🔁 8135    💬 102    📌 68
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Dude arms warrior in classic and bc has been braindead for me it's literally just two buttons 90% of the time it rules

22.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok enough about epstein. Release the napoleon files, what was he doing on that island.

22.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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wailing emoji with the text:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooohhh
i'm soooooooo
hungryyy

wailing emoji with the text: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhh i'm soooooooo hungryyy

slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text:

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
what do you mean dinner is at five pm
i will die that's sooooo late
oooooooooooo
ohhh

slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you mean dinner is at five pm i will die that's sooooo late oooooooooooo ohhh

emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text:

i have never been fed in my
entire life please sir
i am so hungry
please feed
meee

emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text: i have never been fed in my entire life please sir i am so hungry please feed meee

the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text:

oooooooooooooohhh
i'm just a little kitty i'm so
hungry you never feed
me i must be the
hungriest kitty
in the world
ohhhh

the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text: oooooooooooooohhh i'm just a little kitty i'm so hungry you never feed me i must be the hungriest kitty in the world ohhhh

my cat every day at 4 pm

17.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 3138    🔁 680    💬 43    📌 24

white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year

17.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 7578    🔁 598    💬 49    📌 20

In Japanese, you address elder men as OG-chan and i think that's beautiful

15.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 1247    🔁 488    💬 5    📌 3
Yokoyama: I think ‘Yakuza Kiwami 3' will be the last one, and the Kiwami line will come to an end.

Yokoyama: I think ‘Yakuza Kiwami 3' will be the last one, and the Kiwami line will come to an end.

Yomoyama: I don't think it'll continue as the 'Kiwami’ series anymore. I think a different series will begin

Yomoyama: I don't think it'll continue as the 'Kiwami’ series anymore. I think a different series will begin

Yokoyama: And not something like Like a Dragon 9, but rather a new series on a different line, with a different meaning.

Yokoyama: And not something like Like a Dragon 9, but rather a new series on a different line, with a different meaning.

Yokoyama: That might be something you'll understand once you play Yakuza Kiwami 3°

Yokoyama: That might be something you'll understand once you play Yakuza Kiwami 3°

Okay wait so Yokoyama just said the Yakuza timeline ends in Pirate Yakuza with the Jimas going to say their goodbyes to Kiryu six months after his six-month terminal cancer diagnosis

12.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 92    🔁 11    💬 11    📌 1

Counting gang violence?

11.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I did this thing the week I found out how to get models from MGS2, no fancy rigs, but yes fancy compositing setup

10.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 1046    🔁 345    💬 17    📌 2

Dude I was rewatching gaogaigar recently and totally forgot about how bad the flashing is in all the zonder scenes! Literally why!

05.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he is at best b-tier in his own game fuck off

05.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fucking piece of shit game how is this guy S-tier with his fucking unreactable 4 frame command grab

05.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 75    🔁 29    💬 4    📌 0

I love when my boyfriend's heart is full of darkness and malice

04.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

02.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 11618    🔁 3733    💬 146    📌 183

unigiri 🍙

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An imagine explaining that OpenAI is Trump's largest donor

An imagine explaining that OpenAI is Trump's largest donor

One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"

31.01.2026 17:32 — 👍 7043    🔁 4331    💬 49    📌 75

Piccolo (to gohan): "I'm gonna take that neglected body of yours, and whip it in shape."
Kingsley (in an exasperated tone): "Okay."

31.01.2026 06:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Discordy awardys if they were a reality show

25.01.2026 03:50 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Okay the leaks are bad but they also got rid of revelations so its peak no fun allowed hours

24.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0