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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

07.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13014    πŸ” 6526    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 97

Im shaped like that

07.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"look at how breasting boobily they are right now" @gracejerksit.bsky.social

04.11.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Author’s Comment (February 2003)
β€œThe video game I've had the most fun with is Devil May Cry 2 for the PlayStation 2. I'm a fan of dark things, personally.”
- Hirohiko Araki

Author’s Comment (February 2003) β€œThe video game I've had the most fun with is Devil May Cry 2 for the PlayStation 2. I'm a fan of dark things, personally.” - Hirohiko Araki

This is so scary

28.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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Balls

02.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me doing a double take because this picture is from my phone, it was so vivid in front of kings house

03.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what my mom had to say about me and kings being goku and vegeta

01.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck mia just said "step up" just like ollie used to in the middle of the night....

29.10.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT WAS BAIT TO ENCOURAGE YOU

22.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boyfriend, gears loudly spinning in his head:

"What if Piccolo has a cloaca....."

22.10.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jenna what about our wonderful dream dark souls 2 run

22.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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me constipated the day after badlands

21.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i have the femto one with the god hand in the back and it's insaneo style it's also *crazy* comfortable bc uniqlo

17.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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favorite picture of my bf is him being a hater as i drive away

17.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Frieza: "Witness... MY TRUE ULTIMATE FORM!"
Kingsley: "This is when he turns into Britney Spears' son right"

15.10.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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wish i could do this after 7 tequila sunrises at badlands

13.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok finally watched thunderbolts because its on didney minus finally and yeah it rules

13.10.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and kasper when we’re in the airport

12.10.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me when he....... nevermind

11.10.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wish i could do this after 6 dirty shirleys at badlands

10.10.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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me when i find out my boyfriend doesn't like muffins

08.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me taking my boyfriend home after the ren faire

08.10.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmao the guy pretending to be antifa on fox news is the guy who claims to have killed bin Laden and wants to keep boys as catamites

07.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Dende: "Where do you think Namekian babies come from? They hatch from the mouth as eggs"
Kingsley: "Just like vegeta! Wait..... I mean-"

07.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wish i could do this after 4 long islands at badlands

07.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked

03.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9480    πŸ” 2500    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 139

and a bulma

01.10.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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