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@cryptidconduit.bsky.social

she/they, 21 ☆ fuck my life i have to deliver two dozen cans of timefall beer to port knot city in 3 minutes

7 Followers  |  9 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2025  |  1.9108

Latest posts by cryptidconduit.bsky.social on Bluesky

fucccckkkk i want pizza so bad and the only porter available is my enemyyyyy i guess i'll put in this order with my deadname and butter him up through emails of grandiloquence and several emojis

27.07.2025 05:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the sss is so depressing bc sam likes everyone's posts but whenever sam posts something it never gets any likes or comments

27.07.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i have hired this cat to stare at you

27.07.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

hi nara ^_^ 🫶

24.07.2025 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i actually feel a little guilty for that one

24.07.2025 07:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just did this in viktor frank's facility I KNOW he's pissed. not only did sam pull up wearing higgs' mask bc i forgot to take it off after summoning BTs, but then sam shamelessly made out with the fucking guy who killed your brother in your own house

24.07.2025 07:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

everytime i five star a facility in ds2 i let sam and higgs do freak shit. as a treat

24.07.2025 07:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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haiii mars ^_^ 🫶

24.07.2025 06:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is actually evil .. posting funny gifs is a lifestyle

24.07.2025 06:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

insanely tragic......

24.07.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wait can you post gifs on here. go my maria

24.07.2025 00:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

wuauwhsbbd sorry you have to do that i will try to miopost here to rectify that.. this ocean feels vast and empty.. in a good way though but also kinda scary

24.07.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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SILAS ^__^

23.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

iwdont have anything interesting to say i am mostly testing the waters here..

23.07.2025 23:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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kicking this account off by neilposting. he's stupid

23.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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