kateshi's gettin boredshi

sorry i don't post on here much lately because the bsky machine is the same as the umamusume machine

learned how to take screenshots in Grounded, everyone look at the little grass house i built us

but guess what.... it made us cool and grunge......

if you had asked me an hour ago to guess when the word "downright" started being used colloquially for emphasis, turns out I'd have been wrong by about 600 years

Last night, at 2:17AM, every child in Ms Gandy’s class woke up, got out of bed, walked downstairs, opened the door, and developed rapid onset gender dysphoria.

Pound town? You mean London?

this but dirt and also torn bc I stepped on the hem too much

POD (satellite): 🎶 as I look up to the sky today / I can see you looking down at me 🎶
10-year-old kate: that makes sense, satellites are in the sky

30 whatever years old just realized POD was a Christian band

gave my wife the aux again

an open nachos lunchable

y'all mind if a white girl speaks a little espanol tonight

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ok i did it

I love the universal Umamusume new player experience of using your 3* voucher on Rice Shower and then trying her career and regretting it

It's just so brazenly evil beyond words

One of the most irritating things about this whole "Well you'll get along if you don't talk politics" is of course I fucking will, I am a cishet white man with a Protestant background. They love me. They just want to harm literally everyone else in my entire fucking life.

the problem with letting democrats backslide their support of trans rights whether it be trans in sports or using bathrooms is we’ve seen “compromise” in the UK labor party. they gave into “reasonable” TERF demands and it destroyed the labor party and all rights for trans people

went on umamusume tumblr and people don't agree with my ship opinions. I'm not relearning how to draw just to show you fools what you should already know

learning how to share my phone screen on discord so @saberdani.bsky.social can bless my umamusume pulls remotely has paid dividends in the form of 2 kitasans in 5 minutes

oh we were scouting at the winners circle and one of my only losing bets was on a tall silvery horse named Empress because that's kind of like my umas... Sandra isn't escaping it

sometimes I remember these are real horses and this is how hetalia fans must have felt

air groove and symboli rudolf are so canonically married both of their careers are just "oh, are you still here"

went to the irl horse races yesterday and won like $35 so I'm net positive on umamusume spending at this point. here's pocket knife paying off my $7 daily carat pack

They're pulling rare umas at the winner's circle

Day at the track well spent

oh NO I'm sorry I'm glad it's under control!!! and sorry you don't at least get a sad hospital bed nap

I’m holding space for you being a big bonehead. I’m cultivating an environment of radical acceptance for your general stupidity and all-around numbskull behavior

Building wrap of Jabaliya camp in Gaza opposite Labour Party HQ reads "Protesting this isn't terrorism"

🚨 RIGHT NOW opposite Labour Party HQ in London.

We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.