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Matt Emerson

@mattemerson.bsky.social

Wisconsin native and UW Madison alumnus, living in Georgia. Recovering Catholic.

108 Followers  |  229 Following  |  45 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024
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We could rename Penn Station after Trump but Racist Felon Station just doesn’t have a nice ring to it.

08.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Menzingers - "America (You're Freaking Me Out)"
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This song needs to be heard more.

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01.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he’s like extra-evil Beetlejuice and if you say his name too many times he’ll pop up and shoot you.

19.01.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s still a good point but your math is obviously wrong. 85/60000 is .14% not 0.1%

31.12.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve got one of those! This was from my senior year.

16.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go 🦑 🦑🦑🦑!

08.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Assuming he was actually a real person of course. I would be more likely to believe if the common behavior of Christians displayed the β€œlove your neighbor as yourself” behavior instead of anger, hatred, and the embrace of victimization mentality.

10.08.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe a better analogy is if a person who claims to be a scientist thinks the earth is flat it doesn’t mean science is wrong. It means that that person claiming to be a scientist is in fact not one. Way too many people claim Christianity but do not believe in what was taught by Christ in the Bible.

10.08.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Black Sabbath's Ozzy Osbourne dies aged 76, his family announces - live updates A statement from his family says Osbourne was with them and

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22.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what will the tariff percentage be set at on Epstein Island? Under 18, I’d guess.

16.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t recall giving you any instructions on how to best spend your time. I hope you enjoy the circus.

22.06.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are more important things happening in the world.

22.06.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone needs to tell Trump that gold things just look tacky. The only thing that should be gold is actual gold. And even that I could do without.

19.06.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The average IQ of that bunch went up quite a bit once Trump left.

17.06.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there going to be a tariff on this phone, presumably made in China?

17.06.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well….technically 7k/250k is a fraction. #math

15.06.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem is just so terribly ugly on the inside.

13.06.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single time Don Jr has a chance to do or say the decent thing, he chooses to go the complete opposite route.

19.05.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have to blame all those β€œFlorida Man….” incidents on something.

15.05.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even though George RR Martin is still alive, maybe we can have Brandon Sanderson finish it anyway, just like Wheel of Time. Call it a pre-posthumous project.

10.05.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This doesn’t look promising 😩
#trumpcession

03.04.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I used to play Space Ace more than Dragon’s Lair. It was the same type of game play but I don’t think many people remember it.

08.03.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The USA has jumped the shark.

13.02.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny how Elon’s nose-picking kid is dressed more professionally than Elon is.

12.02.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if you got his name right that would be a better skeet. I assume it’s Harrison Butker you are trying to mock. Which I’m ok with with.

10.02.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idiots Rule by Jane's Addiction on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 1988 Β· Duration 3:00

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Can’t imagine why this song is in my head today…

01.02.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hate that I have to listen to Stephen Bardo today.
#badgerhoops

01.02.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone tell Derik Queen to leave his damn mouth guard in his mouth. He looks like an idiot.

30.01.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Trump gave a blanket pardon to all the J6 traitors because he and his team were just too lazy to individually look at which ones committed violent crimes? Not surprised at all.

22.01.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is similar to, but even dumber, than changing french fries to freedom fries.

09.01.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0