Matt Gardner

Took me ages to realise this

Does she sound like she does in that text in real life? I can really hear the accent...

Reminds me of this recent delightful post from Hartlepool Together. Imagine thinking that this is the type of thing you want to tell 50,000 people

The fish was so big it was hanging off both edges of the plate 🥲

I had fish and chips for tea and needed a 40-minute nap to recover. It was 19:30. I have zero regrets

It's a joke that's nothing but net

I'm convinced it was a dream now

You are NOT wrong

"Heeeelllppppp meeeeeeee" *car makes him explode*

True Lies is GREAT! We watched Heads of State last night - highly recommended, and put us on a retro kick. RoboCop next!

Mix of the two - it's so fucking ridiculous and the sets are made from cardboard but it's still a 10/10 film, much like The Running Man

The Total Recall screen on Amazon Prime

I learned today that my wife's never seen this. It's getting watched right now.

I'm redoing Cyberpunk 2077 with Phantom Liberty myself as we speak! Just lost Scorpion to the Kang Tao. Fuck me this game is SO GOOD

Full credit! And amazing news, can't wait to see what's next ♥️

A couple of my close mates are in your position. I hope you have people on the ground that have your back, and I'm sure you do, because you're great. Hope you're OK pal

As a big fan of your interviews, I couldn't guess who it was. But it's mad you've had to go through that, and I'm really sorry you had to deal with it. I've had chancers and liars with my work, but never that!

Oh mate!

Wasn't Dylan Moran was it? Most difficult thing I've ever done, but I was very green and to his credit, he coached me and I won him over in the end

Toughest interview, when you didn't expect it to be?

Spectacular work! Put them in the Louvre

It's a crime against humanity

Bring back Vib

VGHF Acquires Pioneer Game Magazine, Releases All Of It For Free The Video Game History Foundation has just acquired Computer Entertainer, and it's one of the best things to happen for the industry in a long time.

In case you missed it, the Video Game History Foundation c/o @frankcifaldi.bsky.social is doing the gaming lords' work. Had to write about it and give it the dues it deserves.

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I quite like how the bloke in the costume looks like whoever the Wanker of the Week is on Four in a Bed

Right now, it certainly crashes less than twice a day, which is nice. I love writing GOG stories, it's such a well-run company

It would've been six but I removed "fucking" from my original message and already regret it

NGL Microsoft has some nerve cancelling games, laying off staff, then celebrating Rare's 40th birthday with a dynamic Xbox theme

Specifically, without a space suit

"Invade Greenland! Build a nuclear reactor on the moon! Put an Arby's on Mars! Build Rapture for real!"

A Bing notification stating "Trending now: Trump orders nuclear reactor to be built on the moon

We really need a break from shit like this