Madam Fluff 🤪

Celebrating my Mama’s birthday without her will always sting

Even after all this time, I still can’t believe my Mama gone 💔 She’s suppose to still be here

Damn, I just watched Mad Money the other day 🥲 RIP

Sometimes I just want to vent to a mfa. I don’t always need/want a lecture. JUST LISTENNN

Working in entertainment is fun until you have to work with Disney 😒

I’m the bartender and these people are so annoying that they make me wanna take a bottle to the head

Sometimes you have to take a step back, look at your life as a whole, then start reevaluating things

I swear I be wanting to backhand the shit out of stupid mfas

Ain’t nothing more inconsiderate than a mfa smoking on the damn train

I need Miss Jilly from Philly to come on and drop this album damn it. How you say it’s coming, but didn’t drop a release date? 😭

Daammmnnnnn 😬 Premo, he got me hooked right now

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Scorpio Season is approaching

I’m slowing down on smoking. I haven’t smoked a joint at all today yet. It’s a little progress, BUT progress nonetheless. You gotta start somewhere

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I made a new drink and told my sister, “Aye, put your mouth on this real quick”

Her: “I wish a man was telling me that right now”

Before I was allergic, the only answer was Louisiana

Sadly, I can’t forget it cause apparently as a baby I looked just like that “NOT THE MAMA” dinosaur 😑

She just knows she’s that girl and she’s right

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Had a mfa on my shit saying “Free R Kelly”

BLOCKEEEDDDDDDD

We don’t support pedophile/rapists over here

Why is there a woman on my Facebook sucking on wine bottles? 😐

I can see why. You’re gorgeous. Have a lovely day 🤗

Orange bitch is letting another country have a military base on US soil

I repeat

ORANGE BITCH IS LETTING THE QATARI GOVERNMENT BUILD A QATARI AIRFORCE FACILITY W/ QATARI FIGHTER JETS AND TROOPS ON UNITED STATES SOILLLLLL

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!

First glance, I thought you were Tems

Sora Ai is actually terrifying. We never should’ve made it this far. It’s not even necessary for the advancement of human life. I don’t understand

The dishes that I think aren’t that special, people are always ranting and raving about. I was told it not about the dish, it’s about the love you put into it and that’s what keeps people coming back

Sherman thought that shit was funny 😂

G what?! 🤣🤣🤣

Lenny Williams yearned for a woman for 7 minutes and 8 seconds straight. Men just don’t express their love like they use to 💔

I got the sniffles and I’m not fucking with it

My Mama always told me to treat people the way you want to be treated. I like being treated with kindness, respect, and occasionally showered with gifts. I spoil myself, I spoil my friends