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COMRADE🤝

18.05.2025 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two purple Muppet otters holding a green pail

Two purple Muppet otters holding a green pail

Society isn't talking about Pip and Pop from Bear in the Big Blue House anymore

02.05.2025 21:14 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
old man: "this... is the cursèd monkey's paw. it will grant three wishes... but i must warn you - there may be unforeseen c-" young man, interrupting: shut it old man! [snatching the monkey's paw] old man: "but!" young man, staring intensely at the paw: "I WISH FOR THE REST OF THE MONKEY" [the monkey magically appears, happy healthy and intact in his arms] the final panel says NEW BEST FRIENDS, NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!

old man: "this... is the cursèd monkey's paw. it will grant three wishes... but i must warn you - there may be unforeseen c-" young man, interrupting: shut it old man! [snatching the monkey's paw] old man: "but!" young man, staring intensely at the paw: "I WISH FOR THE REST OF THE MONKEY" [the monkey magically appears, happy healthy and intact in his arms] the final panel says NEW BEST FRIENDS, NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!

found the loophole

03.12.2024 14:22 — 👍 401    🔁 67    💬 7    📌 0

been an alto so long I don't know the melody to ANY song anymore

19.02.2025 19:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rick Steves with the text "are you from Holland? Because amster damn"

Rick Steves with the text "are you from Holland? Because amster damn"

happy valentines day

14.02.2025 05:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gerald’s Non Political Existence. Totes not political! Safe from getting book banned! Wow!

Gerald’s Non Political Existence. Totes not political! Safe from getting book banned! Wow!

This is Gerald, he’s a white boy because centering anyone else would be “DEI” He has a mom… No wait, having a woman in this story would be too INCLUSIVE. So actually, he has no parents because that would imply mark or sex or IVF occurred and that’d be INAPPROPRIATE!

This is Gerald, he’s a white boy because centering anyone else would be “DEI” He has a mom… No wait, having a woman in this story would be too INCLUSIVE. So actually, he has no parents because that would imply mark or sex or IVF occurred and that’d be INAPPROPRIATE!

He was on his way to school…no wait, a school would be too DIVERSE of a setting! Gerald was sitting at home and…watching the rain fall down outside. He experienced no emotions because boys don’t emote.

He was on his way to school…no wait, a school would be too DIVERSE of a setting! Gerald was sitting at home and…watching the rain fall down outside. He experienced no emotions because boys don’t emote.

Gerald’s Nonpolitical Existence Part 1/2

04.02.2025 05:12 — 👍 1367    🔁 459    💬 6    📌 4

Right now it's just the one account, still deciding how I want to proceed blog-wise. Glad to have you on here!

21.01.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
the first and second part of the troublesome reign of john, king of england

the first and second part of the troublesome reign of john, king of england

the first-ever long-form Youtube video essay (1589)

12.01.2025 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Wears a sweater vest) Wallacecore

11.01.2025 23:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My favorite Christmas movie? The Green Knight (2021)

05.12.2024 17:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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