DanCortona in TOTP disguise

They're playing our song. #totp

"Why don't they put the snooker on BBC2, Pooh?"
"Because Monty Don is going to show us how to grow our own weed, Piglet." #totp

YouTube video by KC Trio Da Da Da Official Video

If I have to have this swimming around my head then so do you. #totp
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YouTube video by ClassicVideos80s Stephan Remmler - I Don't Go To USA (1987)

You may recognise Stephan from Trio, who gave us Da Da Da. Anyway, here he is not going to USA. #totp
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Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Soup Asylum

Bring back miming. #totp

*Adds 'My existence is an insult' to my LinkedIn profile. #totp

It's rare that an episode of Top of the Pops has not a single redeeming feature. #totp

When there's a boy band perched on stools, you know you're in for a key change. Brace yourselves. #totp

We do get a new Charlatans album in 1999, so there's that to look forward to. #totp

Now I want to check out three colours white and blue for comparison. #totp

He's got the look of a man who doesn't quite know how he managed to get invited onto Top of the Pops. #totp

Keytar klaxon! #totp

Dancing? In this economic climate? #totp

Evening, pop pickers. Here for Top of the Pops. #totp