Donna Lynne Champlin

Maybe my doctor would improve if he lost some weight.

Soiled nappy dumper caught in wheelie bin with trousers down while on bail Abbi Taylor was on bail for dumping soiled adult nappies at a number of nurseries in South Tyneside when she was caught with her trousers down in a bin

This headline is so British it’s not even English
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Just survived a Barry Manilow key change.

It's funny to be in love with something for more than twenty years and the love never fades. Will always love seeing true tailors at work. Unfortunately these sorts of small shops continue to disappear.

IG soulsofitaly

Simon pegg being against a sequel to Shaun of the dead

Good news from the person you’d least expect it from

In case no one told you today, you matter. Not to me but I’m sure there’s someone out there who cares a little. Maybe

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

Just spoke with God! Apparently that secret chord that pleased him so much was actually just a D7#9, like at the beginning of "Here Comes Your Man."

Listen if you charge a cleaning fee to stay at your Airbnb then I’m not cleaning *anything* before I leave except the sink and the counter and the living room and the patio and the garage and the gutters and also I might do some retiling and maybe some light grout work are you mad at me?

Great. Ghostbusters II is real.

Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

Man on horse with guitar "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name" "Its Frank and you know it"

Learn to juggle, friends! 😂

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul but sometimes I’ll get a glimpse of the state of somebody’s computer desktop like omg who hurt you

There are exactly two (2) generations who know how to use a printer and that knowledge will die with them

A circular wafer made of old fashioned beef jerky

Hear me out. Communion wafers for the manosphere.

GOP Rep. Mike Flood at a town hall: "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?"

Crowd: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"

ME: That's when I wasn't working. You should know that.

good god man put some intelligence on

oh, you know just waiting on halloween

Black and white grid of 16 photos of 70s male hairstyles.

i don't know why women even bothered putting on underwear in the 70s

[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]

no. let them cry.

Air travel should be this much fun!

old-fashioned war illustration of a medic helping a wounded soldier, the medic says 'don't worry buddy, i've got some essential oils doing their work' and the wounded soldier replies 'hells yah, bruh...that oregano oil is kick'n in. That shit's fire'