Donna Lynne Champlin

Went to a family members elementary school Christmas concert and it’s pretty wild how many adults feel totally free to say stuff like “so then the fucking engine just quit on me and I was like FUCKKKKKKK” as a little kid is pretending to be a Christmas tree 20 feet away from them

A few days ago on this site we were all talking about the Mad Man vomit hose. I miss us.

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

I live in constant fear of failing a sobriety test while I’m stone cold sober just because I’m super nervous and also kind of an idiot most of the time

And then I was like, whatever motherfuckers. And then the motherfuckers whatevered

Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

They are selling stirrup leggings again.

I repeat: THEY ARE SELLING STIRRUP LEGGINGS AGAIN.

File that under: things you never imagined would come back.

Deflated float

"go on without me..."

Saw a video pop up of a dog that lost 100 pounds and it was framed as a thing where the dog devoted itself to losing weight through an act of self-betterment instead of the dog’s owner just putting less food in the bowl

No actor in the history of tv or cinema has said “you think I’m crazy?” more than Claire Danes in her entire body of work

☕️ 🧊 📼 😱 🖤

That man took his tie off and EVERYthing.

i’m so happy for him

thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person

I don’t like agreeing to plans too far ahead because I can’t predict how I’ll feel on that day. At the same time, I don’t like last-minute plans either, as it’s too short notice. Anyone relate?

Sometimes I just want to reply back to the nurse/doctor/receptionist: I have no idea what the f-ck you are saying. I have the mental capacity of a rock. All the best, MyBodyISTryingTokillMe.com

Introverts: do you ever just agree with someone to end the conversation and keep your peace because arguing feels pointless and you already know the truth, and you just want the talking to stop?

One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.

You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!

I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

I’d like to see Claire Danes play a lady for whom everything is going great and nothing worries her at all. Maybe she’s not even a lead, just the lead’s friend who lives in comfort, amusement, and delight.

I think she’s earned it.

Pirates of the Caribbean soundtracks never fail to work as background music when I have to do shit. On task as FUCK right now.

is it just me or is autocorrect completely insane now?

YouTube video by Donna Lynne Champlin PENPALS BEST FRIEND QUESTIONS Part 1 Skinner & Champlin

Part 1 of BEST FRIEND QUESTIONS: Come see a play about best friends performed by ACTUAL best friends. We’ll be doing the two hander @penpalsplay Off Broadway from Dec 10-21 at the DR2 Theatre! Part 2 and Part 3 coming soon. youtu.be/4PGg_WWNH58?...