Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte

I love my friends. 🥺

07.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this post, in particular, is an @evalamorte.bsky.social appreciation post.

vanessa, when you log back into bsky in november, this is about your gameday fit for the first 49ers game of the season.

07.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

me and the wife and then her commentators become members of the church. @evalamorte.bsky.social

(she might check this app and see this in like october)

23.07.2025 01:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh wait. I went longer this time. I really need to turn on my notifs 🥹

19.04.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine hating me and I’m just out here in my mc hammer pants geekin’ for baseball season and these big balls.

22.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂

09.02.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*flirting* Damn you’re hella dumb if you want either of these teams to win. 👀

09.02.2025 20:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Football is like dating cause I can’t believe I let another team I don’t even like let me down….

27.01.2025 03:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

25.01.2025 00:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love women who love sports because they are either thinking about sporting events, skincare or dismantling the entire Baseball Hall of Fame because Barry Bonds hasn’t been inducted.

24.01.2025 21:30 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Blocked a man for saying
“I’m not familiar with Tim Lincecum”

I’m not fucking around in 2025.
Get it together.

24.01.2025 06:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waaaaaaa!!!

23.01.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soon 🏟️

#sfgiants

23.01.2025 03:58 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’ve never met him but I can already tell he’s the goodest boy ever

23.01.2025 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sorry babe. My heart hurts for you.

23.01.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀 whyyyyyyyy!!???

22.01.2025 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤩

22.01.2025 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I …. And I can’t say this enough…. Fucking miss baseball.

22.01.2025 04:46 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Might run into it for the plot.

22.01.2025 02:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love this so much. 🥹

22.01.2025 02:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bugs bunny is standing with his arms crossed and covering his face ALT: bugs bunny is standing with his arms crossed and covering his face

Beta make me a tester. Please

22.01.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans

How I watch because when I actually watch they lose by 50billion

22.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a table with a plate of food . ALT: peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a table with a plate of food .

Wdyfm Ichiro Suzuki wasn’t unanimously voted. That’s ridiculous.

22.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to download it again to check something. And now I keep catching myself going on the like … heck!

22.01.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! Was a rollercoaster there.

21.01.2025 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Coffee withdrawals are what I imagine death feels like. 😭

21.01.2025 05:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭 it’s gonna be a hard move for me too.

21.01.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🥹 what?! You do now. Because you’re the best. Hush your mouth.

21.01.2025 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all go follow my wife now that she’s committed to this app.

21.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

😭🥹♥️

21.01.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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