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Strawbarry Bonds

@evalamorte.bsky.social

Sports and Bullshit πŸ’•

525 Followers  |  69 Following  |  96 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024
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I love my friends. πŸ₯Ί

07.09.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this post, in particular, is an @evalamorte.bsky.social appreciation post.

vanessa, when you log back into bsky in november, this is about your gameday fit for the first 49ers game of the season.

07.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me and the wife and then her commentators become members of the church. @evalamorte.bsky.social

(she might check this app and see this in like october)

23.07.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait. I went longer this time. I really need to turn on my notifs πŸ₯Ή

19.04.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine hating me and I’m just out here in my mc hammer pants geekin’ for baseball season and these big balls.

22.02.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.02.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*flirting* Damn you’re hella dumb if you want either of these teams to win. πŸ‘€

09.02.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Football is like dating cause I can’t believe I let another team I don’t even like let me down….

27.01.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
25.01.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love women who love sports because they are either thinking about sporting events, skincare or dismantling the entire Baseball Hall of Fame because Barry Bonds hasn’t been inducted.

24.01.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Blocked a man for saying
β€œI’m not familiar with Tim Lincecum”

I’m not fucking around in 2025.
Get it together.

24.01.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waaaaaaa!!!

23.01.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soon 🏟️

#sfgiants

23.01.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never met him but I can already tell he’s the goodest boy ever

23.01.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry babe. My heart hurts for you.

23.01.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€ whyyyyyyyy!!???

22.01.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀩

22.01.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I …. And I can’t say this enough…. Fucking miss baseball.

22.01.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Might run into it for the plot.

22.01.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this so much. πŸ₯Ή

22.01.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny is standing with his arms crossed and covering his face ALT: bugs bunny is standing with his arms crossed and covering his face

Beta make me a tester. Please

22.01.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans

How I watch because when I actually watch they lose by 50billion

22.01.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a table with a plate of food . ALT: peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a table with a plate of food .

Wdyfm Ichiro Suzuki wasn’t unanimously voted. That’s ridiculous.

22.01.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to download it again to check something. And now I keep catching myself going on the like … heck!

22.01.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Was a rollercoaster there.

21.01.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coffee withdrawals are what I imagine death feels like. 😭

21.01.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭 it’s gonna be a hard move for me too.

21.01.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή what?! You do now. Because you’re the best. Hush your mouth.

21.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all go follow my wife now that she’s committed to this app.

21.01.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😭πŸ₯Ήβ™₯️

21.01.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0