Thom LaZucchina

This is not my original thought, but it cracks me up that every NCAA quarterback now has a name from 2003 Sean Cody because those “straight” boys were all using that years worst/most popular baby names for their porn names.

I’m too damned old to have been a huge fan, but I’ve come to the conclusion that strongly held negative opinions/feelings about that woman are a pretty good indicator of mental illness.

Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF

#FCF

Wings? #FCF

I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?

Worse yet is political messages as profile names on the apps. I may agree 100% with your cause, but we won’t be meeting because clearly you are insufferable.

Wings? #FCF

This individual continues to use pictures of Zach Wilson, and got super confused when I asked him how he is enjoying his time with the Dolphins. Thought I was talking about swimming with the dolphins.

These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now.

Proposed captions…

1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?)

2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you?

Retweet for #1, Like for #2

#chunky

Ooh, reference object!

I’m too damned old to have been a huge fan, but I’ve come to the conclusion that strongly held negative opinions/feelings about that woman are a pretty good indicator of mental illness.

Sure. Here you go…

Their “official” heights are 6’5” and 5’9”, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Jacob is the one that’s lying. Has to be a pain in the ass to get him in a frame with his co-stars.

Some poor junior exec is getting fired for this picture.

Nothing demonstrates how much the culture has passed me by as clearly as the number of times I’ve listened to the Alanis Morissette cover of Coming Around Again. It’s phenomenal and I have not heard one mention of it anywhere.

Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF

Boxers!

#FCF

Here you go…

TBH, I think she’s this generations Jill Sobule (rip), or Donna Lewis.

Food porn. Do they remind you of anything?

I’ve had the song Jump In The River on frequent rotation for 35+ years, but the lyric “like the times we did it so hard there was blood on the wall” still elicits a bit of a “holy shit” whenever I hear it.

Are the two guys that sing in their kitchen with various (mostly heinous) guest celebrities a couple? Google is surprisingly (and perhaps reassuringly) unhelpful on this topic.

Happy Birthday!

Ryan the gardener from Martha Stewart Gardens.

Here you go…

There are three or four guys I follow on here that I am increasingly suspicious might not actually exist as human beings in any traditional sense. Anyone else experiencing this? Not talking about that one guy that runs all his pics through a carwash of filters and AI.

Sunny cock pic for attention

Here you go…

Maybe…